Punch buggy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of these characters, although I wish I did so that the person who died in OOTP wouldn't have died because it was totally unfair. So please do not sue me, I'm just borrowing these characters and am not even going to pretend that I own them because… well, I don't.
A war between good and evil in a new setting. Lots of fun and nothing nasty I promise. PG rating for mild swearing just to be safe.
Chapter 1 The Letter
Harry was sitting eating breakfast in the Great Hall, chatting with his friends when Draco Malfoy came over. He steals a donut out of Harry's hand and starts to walk off.
" Hey gimme that back!" exclaims Harry.
"What're ya gonna do if I don't?" said Draco
"I'm gonna beat you up," Harry said.
"Are not" said Draco
"Am too," said Harry.
"Are not" said Draco
"Am too," said Harry.
"Are not" said Draco
"Am too," said Harry.
"You are not you're too much of a weakling." Draco says
In response Harry said, "Yeah well maybe I am but my dad can beat up your dad."
"Oh he can not," says Draco, "seeing as he's DEAD!"
Harry was taken aback; he didn't usually say things as stupid as he had just done.
" Yeah well, my godfather can beat up your life size Barbie of a dad." Harry shot back.
Draco pouted and looked hurt.
"My dad doesn't look like a Barbie does he Crabbe?" Draco asked Crabbe who was standing beside him.
"Uhh is that a trick question?" Crabbe responded stupidly.
Draco was just about to open his mouth to respond when Snape came walking over.
"What's going on here," Snape said, "Have you been picking fights again Potter?"
To this Harry said, "No you dumdum, Draco's trying to steal my donut."
Snape eyed the donut and Harry could have sworn he had seen some drool come out of Snape's mouth and Draco distinctly heard Snape mutter mmmm donuts.
" This donut seems to be filled with evil magic, therefore I must dispose of it by putting my life in grave danger and eating it."
"But how do you know it's evil sir?" Harry asks
"I just do," said Snape while he crammed the whole donut into his mouth.
Draco sneered and walked off and Snape went back to the teacher's table.
" Oh cheer up Harry, its just a donut" said Hermione as the owls flooded into the hall and swooped around.
A big, fat owl landed with a fwump on the table right in front of Harry. Harry took the letter after much searching through the owl's immense flubber. It was a miracle that it could fly at all. The letter was addressed to Harry and he opened it and read it with Ron and Hermione reading over his shoulder.
Dear Harry,
How do you feel about going on vacation this summer? If you want to go I'll meet you outside the barrier at the end of term. You can bring Ron and Hermione with you it you want and anyone else who wants to come is welcome to as well, but lets try to keep it small, only six including you at the most, the car I got won't handle any more.
Hope to see you soon. I have no idea where we're going but we'll work it out later.
Sirius
"Cool," Harry murmured to himself and turned around to look at Ron and Hermione and found that the whole school had crept up behind him while he was reading and they had all been reading over his shoulder. Even all of the teachers had been reading as well. When the others noticed that Harry noticed them they quickly took off, leaving just Harry and Hermione and the Weasleys, Fred, George, Ginny and Ron.
" So what do you think," said Harry, "you guys wanna come?"
"Yeah!" chorused the others.