Do not underestimate the power of Emo

by closedofHeart

When Orihime meets Szayel for the first time, she had to ask why his hair was so funny. Ulquiorra is involved. Sequel to Emo power. A oneshot of sorts.

Totally random of when Orihime meets Szayel. Sequel to Emo power.

I don't own bleach.

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Orihime stares. Szayel walks into the cell.

"Alright, I'm going to do a few 'test' on you, to find out more about your abilities woman," Szayel says evilly. Orihime stares. Szayel takes out a cotton swap, "now open your mouth, I need your DNA." Orihime opens her mouth obediantly.

Outside the cell, Ulquiorra waits, the silence is unnerving, "the woman is being quiet."

Szayel was so far rather satisfied, the woman wasn't annoying as Ulquiorra had warned, now Aizen sama would be pleased, he turns to leave.

"Um, can I ask a question?" Orihime asked. Szayel was in a good mood to show off his intelligence. "What is it woman?" Szayel asked.

"Why is your hair pink?" Orihime asked. Of all the things to ask, Szayel thought, "I was born this way," Szayel said in irritation, he hates being asked about his hair, "why of all things you asked about my hair?" Szayel demanded.

"Its cute," Orihime said happily, "I love the color and the length of it." Szayel was rather pleased with the compliment.

"But you know what I love about it?"" Orihime said excitedly. Szayel was remided forcefully of a fangirl, "my accessories?" he asked.

"You actually dared to dye a part of it blue, its so daring," Orihime said "you must like Grimmjaw san a lot!" Szayel took out a mirror and saw his hair, "ahh!!! What the…Grimmjaw!!!!!!" Szayel yelled, his mind automatically on a suspect.

Szayel ran out of the room intending to dye it first, then get revenge later. "Wow Ulquiorra san he didn't even suspected you," Orihime said.

"Give me back that ridiculous picture," Ulquiorra said solemnly.

"Do not underestimate the power of Emo," Orihime says solemnly handing it over, she still got plenty more, of course Ulquiorra doesn't know that.

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Come to think of it, NO one EVER suspects Emos of mischief, poor Grimmie.

Me:I sense the power of Emo is strong in you...

Ulquiorra: I hate you.

Grimmjaw; can someone tell why is the hell is the pink and blue faggot coming after me?!

Szayel: YOU TOOK MY PICTURE OR ME IN THIS RIDICULOUS HAIR!!!!!

Grimmjaw: Oops. (runs like mad)

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