Heero VS Girl Scouts
Author's note: OK. This is my first attempt at writing a semi-humorous fanfic. I am sincerely sorry if this fails to amuse you, but I am still rather new with this fanfic thing. I myself am very against Girl Scouts and their cookies, but if you are a Girl Scout or happen to like their cookies, you may not want to read this. Still, don't flame me for trying to right this little fanfic. Send comments to gwingfan303@yahoo.com. Sorry, I am a bit over-enthusiastic. On with the fanfic!
It was about mid-march when they started coming. Down every street you looked, you could count on seeing them. But the most curious thing was it wasn't even mobile suits, rabid wombats, or even giant tomatoes that came. No, it was something much, much worse: obnoxious little Brownies selling their cardboard cookies.
Heero looked out his window at the setting sun. It was early march, and the last few flakes of the season were falling. Deciding it was time to go, he pulled on his trench coat and securely fastened one of many guns in the one of his belt loops. He trudged home to his small, lonesome apartment. It seemed lonely without Duo or Wufei around. He missed his roommates who were now on a month long tour of the space colonies with fellow Preventers.
He threw his coat on the floor, and decided to relax and read the newspaper. Just as his teapot started to whistle, the sound of the doorbell rang. He put down his mug with a sigh, and walked slowly to the door. When he reached it, he was greeted warmly by a pinkish-redish haired girl in a brown beret with a vest decorated by several pins, patches, and various other trinkets. "Hello, sir. Would you like to buy some cookies?"
Heero backed away, a look of horror on his face (AN: Hey, who wouldn't be horrified?). He instinctively reached for his gun (or several) when he realized that he had taken them all of when he started to make his tea. He next tried to reach for his dagger, but realized he had also taken that of with his guns. He cursed himself for not having a weapon of any kind on him. He didn't event have a nail file, and even a puny thing like that in Heero's hands could do some major serious damage. He started to scream like a little girl, or in other words, Duo. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He ran back to the kitchen, frantically searching for his guns, his dagger, a nail file, anything that was within his grasp. He grabbed his teapot, but sent it flying with his energy from grabbing it, and promptly burnt himself on the still hot stove. He again engaged in another screaming fit, but soon decided he needed a weapon to exterminate that pesky little spore. But while this was going on, the little pinkish-redish haired girl just stood in the doorway, shaking her head sadly.
It's amazing what Wing Zero can do to a person, she thought. Even Quatre wasn't this crazy! I wonder where his girlfriend 'Miss Relena' is. I'll bet she would by some cookies from me, even if I did hold her hostage for a while...still, who can refuse a cute innocent little girl like me? Mentally, she grinned evilly to herself. It shant be long before I rule the world.
If you have watched the Endless Waltz, you probably got a clue who this is by the pink-red hair, the 'Miss Relena' bit, and this pompous little girl who says she'll rule the world. If you don't know, or haven't watched the Endless Waltz, I'll tell ya. Of course, I'm talking about Marimaia Khusranada. (I know! I spelled that wrong! Too bad!) And, unfortunately, she was at it again.
Author's note: OK. This is my first attempt at writing a semi-humorous fanfic. I am sincerely sorry if this fails to amuse you, but I am still rather new with this fanfic thing. I myself am very against Girl Scouts and their cookies, but if you are a Girl Scout or happen to like their cookies, you may not want to read this. Still, don't flame me for trying to right this little fanfic. Send comments to gwingfan303@yahoo.com. Sorry, I am a bit over-enthusiastic. On with the fanfic!
It was about mid-march when they started coming. Down every street you looked, you could count on seeing them. But the most curious thing was it wasn't even mobile suits, rabid wombats, or even giant tomatoes that came. No, it was something much, much worse: obnoxious little Brownies selling their cardboard cookies.
Heero looked out his window at the setting sun. It was early march, and the last few flakes of the season were falling. Deciding it was time to go, he pulled on his trench coat and securely fastened one of many guns in the one of his belt loops. He trudged home to his small, lonesome apartment. It seemed lonely without Duo or Wufei around. He missed his roommates who were now on a month long tour of the space colonies with fellow Preventers.
He threw his coat on the floor, and decided to relax and read the newspaper. Just as his teapot started to whistle, the sound of the doorbell rang. He put down his mug with a sigh, and walked slowly to the door. When he reached it, he was greeted warmly by a pinkish-redish haired girl in a brown beret with a vest decorated by several pins, patches, and various other trinkets. "Hello, sir. Would you like to buy some cookies?"
Heero backed away, a look of horror on his face (AN: Hey, who wouldn't be horrified?). He instinctively reached for his gun (or several) when he realized that he had taken them all of when he started to make his tea. He next tried to reach for his dagger, but realized he had also taken that of with his guns. He cursed himself for not having a weapon of any kind on him. He didn't event have a nail file, and even a puny thing like that in Heero's hands could do some major serious damage. He started to scream like a little girl, or in other words, Duo. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He ran back to the kitchen, frantically searching for his guns, his dagger, a nail file, anything that was within his grasp. He grabbed his teapot, but sent it flying with his energy from grabbing it, and promptly burnt himself on the still hot stove. He again engaged in another screaming fit, but soon decided he needed a weapon to exterminate that pesky little spore. But while this was going on, the little pinkish-redish haired girl just stood in the doorway, shaking her head sadly.
It's amazing what Wing Zero can do to a person, she thought. Even Quatre wasn't this crazy! I wonder where his girlfriend 'Miss Relena' is. I'll bet she would by some cookies from me, even if I did hold her hostage for a while...still, who can refuse a cute innocent little girl like me? Mentally, she grinned evilly to herself. It shant be long before I rule the world.
If you have watched the Endless Waltz, you probably got a clue who this is by the pink-red hair, the 'Miss Relena' bit, and this pompous little girl who says she'll rule the world. If you don't know, or haven't watched the Endless Waltz, I'll tell ya. Of course, I'm talking about Marimaia Khusranada. (I know! I spelled that wrong! Too bad!) And, unfortunately, she was at it again.