Uzamaki Naruto stared impassively at the Captain of squad four. She was a strong and fearful woman, Naruto knew, but it didn't stop the fact that he hated hospitals. He had hated them in life and he still hated them in death…er after life. No matter where he was, or why he was there, he hated the plain white walls and the disinfectant smell that were unique to all hospitals…seriously, they needed a copy right or something.

They had been staring at each other for a good three minutes, something that drew the attention of not only the patients but as well as the division members. The reason was simple, a teenager, just fresh out of the academy, was having a showdown with one of the oldest and feared shinigami. Something that not even other captains could do.

"Why are you out of your bed, Uzamaki kun?" Unohana Retsu finally asks sweetly. Naruto was a little turned on by her, if he were to be honest. She was a good person, and treated everyone as if they were important; but at the same time she wasn't afraid to use force…frightening.

"I see no reason to abandon my post when I'm in working condition, Unohana taicho" Naruto replied respectfully.

"Oh? I wasn't aware that you had any experience in the medical field, Uzamaki kun?" Unohana replied. It was a jab, he knew, but he merely smirked a little.

"It is true that I have no idea how to heal wounds as you do, nor can I bandaged a wound like any of your squad members (this earned jaws to drop, someone showing respect to a 4th division was unheard of) However, I was a shinobi in my life. I know the human anatomy almost as flawlessly as you do." Naruto replies licking his lick giving the healer a once over. Unohana narrowed her eyes at the shinobi turned shinigami. No one else seem to catch on that he was flirting with her. She did of course, how could she not?!

"Be that as it may, you are still in my care. (She noticed Naruto got a darker look in his eyes, causing her to smirk) I find it in your best interest for you to stay another night at the least." Unohana states. Naruto stared at the healer with a deviant smile.

"Oh? What I were to leave when you ended your shift here?" Naruto asks, a secret meaning behind it he was sure she'd understand. Unohana blushed a little but retaliated all the same.

"I do not think it would be wise, you might get hurt in the process, after all, you're not done healing." Unohana states. Oh, Naruto was definitely turned on. Naruto bites his lip and bows to her. She won this round.

"Very well, I will return to my room. I only hope that you'll exam me soon enough so that I may return to my duties" Naruto says. Unohana nods her consent.

As the blond teen walked back to his room, Unohana watched. Her heart rate had accelerated. This shinigami had her in his grasps and she knew that he knew it. She hasn't ever felt this way…

…

Three hundred years later:

Naruto had his arms wrapped around his wife. His head rested on her shoulder, staring at her. He could see a smile glimpse her face as she stared at the sun set.

"How's your morning, Retsu hime?" Naruto asks her, genuinely curious. Retsu motioned for him to seat himself next to her, so that they may enjoy tea together. Naruto moved, watching as she expertly poured both of them tea.

"Today had been good. As it has for many." Retsu replied. Naruto sipped the tea before setting it down, it was way too hot for him.

"How's the Ryoka?" Naruto asks after a few minutes of silence. Retsu frowned.

"Kurosaki is in critical condition. He's healing rather quickly, though, I suspect that's due to his inner hollow. I'm quite surprised that you didn't get involved, Naruto" Retsu admits with a frown. Naruto raised his eyebrow.

"Oh? Why would I have? My duty was to guard the old man…besides, I remember quite distinctly a beautiful woman threatening to cut…it off if I ever got fatally wounded again, I just couldn't take that chance" Naruto pouted at his now giggling wife.

"You find that funny, do you" Naruto asks as he moved behind her.

Unohana gasps, her back arching at his touch. Not a second later, she could feel his mouth on her neck, sucking and licking her skin passively.

"N-Naruto" Unohana gasp regaining some of her mind to speak. Naruto hummed. She knew from prior experience that when…they got like this they not be coming out.

"I have patients to heal, we can't-"Unohana started to protest only stopping abruptly when Naruto picked her up. Naruto grinned at her.

"It's a husband's job to take care of his wife, is it not?" Naruto asks staring at her with 'those' eyes. It was the same, lustful, gaze he used on her in the hospital; one's that even then she couldn't refuse. Unohana laid her head on his shoulder as he continued to carry her out to their forest.

…

Yamamoto shook his head to his Lt as he asked if he should send out a search party for the two missing Captains. He had a distinct feeling that this was Naruto's doing, once again. Yamamoto was positive that each Lt from the squads good handle things themselves for the day.

Not a lemon like you might expect. I just wanted to write a short fanfic where there was some relationship and not just…that. I've read other that was quite literally wham bam thank you ma am. Me no like this, so disrespectful to both parties…some writers on here just need to get laid…or something.