Author's Notes: This is just a tiny little ficlet that came to me in one of my nightmares about having my wisdom teeth pulled out. I thought it was cute and a lot like Dawn because what self-respecting person enjoys going to the dentist or the doctor shivers
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer the tv show or any of its characters. But if I did….you would all BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS!
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"I DON'T WANT TO GO!" Dawn screamed, latching onto the doorframe. She was being tugged by her feet by her older sister Buffy.
"You're being a baby!" Buffy yelled at her.
"I DON'T CARE!" Dawn shouted back.
"Morning Buffster, Dawnmeister. What's uh, going on?" Xander greeted walking through the door and raising his eyebrows at the display before him.
"Dawn has a dentist appointment," Buffy said simply, tugging even more on her younger sister's feet.
"DENTISTS ARE EVIL! PURE, UNADULTERATED EVIL!" Dawn shouted.
"Now I have to agree with her there," Xander pointed out. Buffy glared at him.
"Uh I mean, dentists aren't evil. They keep you healthy so you can eat lots of junk food. They bring sunshine and rainbows and all that other fuzzy junk," Xander wilted under Buffy's glare.
"What am I five!"
"It doesn't matter whether you want to or not. You. Are. Going." Buffy grunted, pulling more.
"NO! DENTISTS ARE DEMONS! THEY ARE EVIL!" Dawn grabbed more tightly to the doorframe.
"Don't be stupid! Dentists aren't demons!"
"Uh, actually Anya told me that a lot of dentists are demons." Xander felt the need to put his two sense in thinking that it might help Dawn.
"See!" The brunette teen shrieked.
"Not helping," Buffy told Xander. He shrugged and gave a sheepish smile in apology.
"I'll buy you two new cds if you go to the dentist," Buffy cajoled.
"NO!"
"And a, a new outfit!"
"No!"
"Oh! Oh! And a large sundae!" Xander put in. Buffy looked at him sharply which caused her to let go of Dawn's feet.
"…okay….." Dawn conceded. She let go of the doorframe.
"Hello again Dawn!" The dentist, Dr. Macin asked politely. Dawn gulped while Buffy rolled her eyes from her seat in the room.
"Now let's take a look at that beautiful bloo-I mean, teeth of yours," Dr. Macin said smiling with sharp pointed teeth. Dawn eyes widened but she opened her mouth.
"Mmm, very nice….very nice…." The doctor hummed, licking her lips. She turned around and Dawn caught a glimpse of a green tail.
"B-buffy," she whispered not wanting to alert the doctor.
"Mmm?" Buffy responded not looking up from her magazine.
"Dr.Macin's a demon," Dawn whispered to her sister. Buffy rolled her eyes, "I thought we were over that."
"I'm serious!"
"Uh-huh," Buffy replied sarcastically. Dawn took a terrified glance at the doctor and noticed claws in stead of hands.
"Buffy," Dawn poked her sister. Buffy ignored her. The dentist turned around walking towards Dawn with a satisfied smile on its green scaly lips. It advanced on Dawn threateningly and she stared into its yellow eyes fearfully.
"BUFFY!" She screamed as the dentist leaped towards her. Buffy finally noticed what was happening and grabbed a long metal pole and used it like a javelin. It went right through the lizard creature and it fell down to the ground dead.
"Are you okay?" Buffy ran over to Dawn. She nodded, a smug smile on her face.
"Told ya so."
"Shut up."
Well that's it, I thought it was cute so tell me if you liked it and any comments on how I can make it better would be appreciated. Thanks and btw, this is just to get me out of a writing slump I've been in since the end of June and I realized I didn't have any Buffy fanfics. SHAME ON ME!
