Ads We Never Hope to See...
by: Aesa Bast
You know how pathetic some ads are... but wouldn't it be just downright frightening to see our favorite Invader ZIM characters hocking stuff? I only have ten ads up at the moment, so please respond and I'll gladly show any ideas others come up with and give credit where it's due.
Arrid:
ZIM: Stress stinks! Arrid works!
Smugglers' Notch:
Dib: Uh... Gaz... I accidentally broke your Game Slave...
Gaz: Whoohoo!
Dib: And I ate the last slice of pizza.
Gaz: Yeah!
Voice: Smugglers' Notch - who said you ever had to come down?
Wrangler Jeans:
Gaz and fellow Game Slave players chasing each other around, trying to get each other's games, in an open field, all wearing Wranglers. "Wild World" by Cat Stevens plays in the background.
Sent by Amethyst: Taco Bell:
Gir: ::kicks away Taco Bell Chihuahua/Madness Dog:: Eat tacos! And BUUUUURIIIIITOOOOOES!
Chihuahua: ::voice offstage... weakly:: Yo queiro Taco Bell...
Red Lobster:
Let's face it, three words are suffice here - ZIM With Shellfish.
Corona Extra:
Prof. Membrane and Ms. Bitters actually chilling at the beach, splitting a bottle of beer? Prof. Membrane tossing his cell phone ( I'm sure he has one ) into the water? Will wonders never cease?
Nutrasystem Diet Plan:
The Bloaty spokesman goes on a diet and stops looking like a festering heap of fat!
Mentos:
All hail Mentos, which makes all things possible! Will Dib use them to help expose ZIM? Will ZIM use them to further some fiendish plot?
Game Slave Advance?:
Think that weird ad for Game Boy Advance, with the wrestler choir boys and snowboarders...
Jif:
Gaz, in a fit of kindness, makes Prof. Membrane a peanut butter sandwich.
by: Aesa Bast
You know how pathetic some ads are... but wouldn't it be just downright frightening to see our favorite Invader ZIM characters hocking stuff? I only have ten ads up at the moment, so please respond and I'll gladly show any ideas others come up with and give credit where it's due.
Arrid:
ZIM: Stress stinks! Arrid works!
Smugglers' Notch:
Dib: Uh... Gaz... I accidentally broke your Game Slave...
Gaz: Whoohoo!
Dib: And I ate the last slice of pizza.
Gaz: Yeah!
Voice: Smugglers' Notch - who said you ever had to come down?
Wrangler Jeans:
Gaz and fellow Game Slave players chasing each other around, trying to get each other's games, in an open field, all wearing Wranglers. "Wild World" by Cat Stevens plays in the background.
Sent by Amethyst: Taco Bell:
Gir: ::kicks away Taco Bell Chihuahua/Madness Dog:: Eat tacos! And BUUUUURIIIIITOOOOOES!
Chihuahua: ::voice offstage... weakly:: Yo queiro Taco Bell...
Red Lobster:
Let's face it, three words are suffice here - ZIM With Shellfish.
Corona Extra:
Prof. Membrane and Ms. Bitters actually chilling at the beach, splitting a bottle of beer? Prof. Membrane tossing his cell phone ( I'm sure he has one ) into the water? Will wonders never cease?
Nutrasystem Diet Plan:
The Bloaty spokesman goes on a diet and stops looking like a festering heap of fat!
Mentos:
All hail Mentos, which makes all things possible! Will Dib use them to help expose ZIM? Will ZIM use them to further some fiendish plot?
Game Slave Advance?:
Think that weird ad for Game Boy Advance, with the wrestler choir boys and snowboarders...
Jif:
Gaz, in a fit of kindness, makes Prof. Membrane a peanut butter sandwich.