Maybe not the most original idea, but I sure as hell had fun with it. Since Jack Harkness has his own song to belt out about wanting to join up with the Doctor again, I decided to take a page out of his book for all of us who would want to join up with Torchwood. Don't actually own Torchwood/Dr. Who any of that stuff. Based from Wicked's "The Wizard and I" and John Barrowman's spin-off, "The Doctor and I." Look 'em up on youtube if you have no clue what any of that means.
When I meet Torchwood,
Once I prove my worth,
And then I'll meet Torchwood
What I've waited for since, since birth!
And with all their alien wisdom
By my looks they won't be blinded.
Do you think that Torchwood is dumb,
Or like U.N.I.T. so small minded? No.
They'll say to me "We see who you truly are,
A tech on whom we can rely."
And that's how we'll begin
Torchwood and I.
Once I'm with Torchwood,
my whole life will change.
'Cos once you're with Torchwood,
you are not as strange.
No agency is not proud of you.
No Time Lord acts ashamed.
And all of England has to love you.
When by Torchwood you're acclaimed.
And this strange knowledge that I have inside,
Maybe at last I'll know why.
When we work hand in hand,
Torchwood and I.
And one day Jack will say to us, "Team,
A team who is so superior,
Shouldn't a team who's so good inside
Have a different exterior?
And folks want to believe it's a fantasy,
That from us there is good to see.
But I appreciate you.
May I de-fabricate you?"
And of course that's not important to me.
"All right why not?" we'll reply.
Oh what night it'll be,
Torchwood and I!
Yes! What a team we'll be
Torchwood and...
Unlimited. The future is unlimited.
And I've just had a vision almost like a prophecy,
I know it sounds truly crazy,
And true the visual's hazy,
But I swear someday there'll be
A celebration throughout Cardiff
That's all to do with me!
And I'll stand there with Torchwood,
Feeling things I never felt.
And though I never show it,
I'll be so happy I could melt.
And so it will be for the rest of my life,
and I want nothing else 'til I die.
Held in such high esteem,
When people see me they will scream.
As part of Cardiff's favorite team,
Torchwood and I.
Well, I'll rest better knowing there is a song out there I can now sing whenever I want to run around saving the planet and kick Dalek ass. Hope you enjoyed it.
Your loyal writer
-SK