This is a metaphorical story about all of my online friends.Enjoy!:)
Me-Vishnu,the Destroyer
Nick N.-Jasper the scary janitor
Crazyboy-Mr.Phillip Burkonshire
Zztman-Juan Pedro
Tooie-Genghis Khan
Goldensun-Sir Mixalot
Chapter 1-Let's kill it!
"I am Vishnu,the Destroyer!"Said Vishnu,the Destroyer.
"As am I.I too am Vishnu,the Destroyer"Genghis Khan blurted out.
"Are you.....are you mocking me,Genghis Khan?"Vishnu paddadled.
"Could it be possible,Vishnu,that you are just a fag?"Conquered Ghengis Khan.
"I do not know.It could be so,I suppose."Stoned Vishnu said.
Suddenly,Jasper the scary janitor came in.
"Hey Vishnu,I just won like a billion dollars,man."Jasper declared.
"I won it from playing with cells in a block MUHAHAH!"He continued.
"Shut up,you.........MURDERER!"Vishnu replied.
*Dramatic music plays*
At that exact moment,and by that I mean the EXACT moment,Sir Mixalot and Mr.Phillip Burkonshire walked in.
"I am Phillip Burkonshire!" "And I am Sir Mixalot!"They said in sync with eachother.
"I will now explain my comments from before.You may remember,Sir Mixalot."And Vishnu started to explain.
"A few weeks ago" He continued "We were destroying cars behind the school,and we saw a butt.!"
"So,"He continued to continue "Sir Mixalot pointed it out to Jasper,telling him 'Look,Jasper.A butt.I like it.It's big.'"
"And so"He continued to continue his continuation "Jasper killed it.He didn't even consult me.YOU COULD HAVE ATLEAST SAID 'LET'S KILL IT!' OR SOMETHING!"
"I'll kill you.I swea.....AHHH!!!"Jasper exclaimed.
Suddenly,out of no where,Juan Pedro,the latin radio D.J.,appeared and shot Jasper in the leg!
"Woah.Jasper,Juan Pedro just shot you in the leg."Genghis Khan told Jasper
"What?" Jasper replied "You lie.No one shot me in the leg.......AHH!Hmmm.....so he did....it is no matter."
"Hmmm...you're bleeding profusely.I'll just stitch it up here...."Vishnu said,and proceeded to stitch the leg of Jasper up.
"well.." Sir Mixalot proposed "We have to go find Juan,and bring him to justice no matter what it takes.I LIKE BIG BUTTS!"
To be continued......
Me-Vishnu,the Destroyer
Nick N.-Jasper the scary janitor
Crazyboy-Mr.Phillip Burkonshire
Zztman-Juan Pedro
Tooie-Genghis Khan
Goldensun-Sir Mixalot
Chapter 1-Let's kill it!
"I am Vishnu,the Destroyer!"Said Vishnu,the Destroyer.
"As am I.I too am Vishnu,the Destroyer"Genghis Khan blurted out.
"Are you.....are you mocking me,Genghis Khan?"Vishnu paddadled.
"Could it be possible,Vishnu,that you are just a fag?"Conquered Ghengis Khan.
"I do not know.It could be so,I suppose."Stoned Vishnu said.
Suddenly,Jasper the scary janitor came in.
"Hey Vishnu,I just won like a billion dollars,man."Jasper declared.
"I won it from playing with cells in a block MUHAHAH!"He continued.
"Shut up,you.........MURDERER!"Vishnu replied.
*Dramatic music plays*
At that exact moment,and by that I mean the EXACT moment,Sir Mixalot and Mr.Phillip Burkonshire walked in.
"I am Phillip Burkonshire!" "And I am Sir Mixalot!"They said in sync with eachother.
"I will now explain my comments from before.You may remember,Sir Mixalot."And Vishnu started to explain.
"A few weeks ago" He continued "We were destroying cars behind the school,and we saw a butt.!"
"So,"He continued to continue "Sir Mixalot pointed it out to Jasper,telling him 'Look,Jasper.A butt.I like it.It's big.'"
"And so"He continued to continue his continuation "Jasper killed it.He didn't even consult me.YOU COULD HAVE ATLEAST SAID 'LET'S KILL IT!' OR SOMETHING!"
"I'll kill you.I swea.....AHHH!!!"Jasper exclaimed.
Suddenly,out of no where,Juan Pedro,the latin radio D.J.,appeared and shot Jasper in the leg!
"Woah.Jasper,Juan Pedro just shot you in the leg."Genghis Khan told Jasper
"What?" Jasper replied "You lie.No one shot me in the leg.......AHH!Hmmm.....so he did....it is no matter."
"Hmmm...you're bleeding profusely.I'll just stitch it up here...."Vishnu said,and proceeded to stitch the leg of Jasper up.
"well.." Sir Mixalot proposed "We have to go find Juan,and bring him to justice no matter what it takes.I LIKE BIG BUTTS!"
To be continued......