Hiya peeps. So, I came up with this when I was PMing someone(you know who you are) and I said I'd use it for a fanfic… that's exactly what I'm doing. I think this is on my profile… I'm to lazy to check, so whatever.
Me: Onwards! *points sword forward*
Fitz: Do I really need to push you on a platform with wheels?
Me: Yes. Don't question it. You need to feel like a peasant because you have a good life and I'm trying to show you the harsh side.
Fitz: WOULDN'T YOU THINK THAT THINKING THAT YOU KILLED YOUR OWN BROTHER IS HARSH? THAT HE'S APART OF SOME STUPID ENEMY ORGANIZATION? NEEDING TO FIGHT THAT ORGANIZATION SINCE YOU WERE 13? KNOWING LOSTS THAT EVEN SOME OF THE ELDER'S DON'T KNOW? NOT WANTING TO OUT YOU'RE FAMILY TO SHAME? AND OTHER HORRID, HORRID THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO PEOPLE? I already have a harsh life. Don't make me do your stupid ground work.
Me: ANGER ISSUES! Go sort this out with Sophie, then pluck up the courage to kiss her, dumb-dumb.
Fitz:… I already tried…How'd you know that I liked her?
Me: SHOOT! WE MUST REPAIR THE FOURTH WALL!
Fitz: What's a fourth wall?
Me: *grumbles* shut up.
Story(Sorry to keep you guys waiting. Have a cookie.( :: ) Did I do that right?):
Me: DEX IS AWESOME. AND HE ACTS INSECURE.
Dex: Thanks I guess. Wait a minute…HEY!
*Wonderland changed Dex's name to Deck*
Deck: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR LADY!
Sophie: DEX! First off, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
Deck: What's wrong with the Enlightened Language?
Sophie: I meant when you said "H-E-double-hockey-sticks". 😡 And second off, WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD FROM?
Deck: … Keefe…
Sophie: HOW?!
Deck: He listened to your "Mad Playlist".
Sophie: Oh I'll get home one day… when he's least expecting it…*evil cackle*
Deck: *Backs away* S-So-Soph-Sophie, are you ok?
Sophie: … Well,… To be honest… NO.
Me: OK, GUYS, CALM DOWN. GOODNIGHT. *drops a mic* Yeah, I just did that. *Shade falls from above onto face*
Tam: AAAAAAAAA-
*Wonderland changes Tam's name to #BangsBoi*
#BangsBoi: -AAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: *dodges, barely*
#BangsBoi: OOOOWWWW *did a face plant*
Me: Deeeaaall with the paaaiiinn, traitor. You're still awesome though.
CUT!
That was… fun, I guess. I had a good time writing it. I wrote it a little ago… in a PM response… if you're the one I PMed this to, well, hello. If you have an idea, just comment or PM me about it. Umm…
Bye people.(if you're wondering… yes, I am Iron Man. Kidding, I'm just weird. Well, everyone is in some way.)
Wonderland out.