A/N - This is a wonderful love scene between Izzy and Mimi…::a cat comes behind it2 and hits it2's head with mouse:: hel….lkjlk

HELLO…I AM MEEKO. Now this fic is under my control. Don't you dare press that back button and stop eating! I have my fellow feline friends around your place as we speak. I wouldn't turn around if I were you…MEOW! Now this fic is now a parody. YOU. WILL. LOVE. IT. Now read…

::it2 mumbles something about crazy clowns:: THAT GIRL! ::Meeko puts a sock in it2's mouth::

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"I'm hungry…" whined Mimi for the third time.

"Tai, stop! We are now going to find food, GOT IT!" argued Joe.

"No! We have to go find the 8th child. The fate of the world lies in our hands…" Tai was ranting on.

Sora rolls her eyes and asks Mimi for a comb. Sora uses the comb on Tai's head.

THUD!

Tai drops to the ground.

"It's about time?!" yells Agumon.

The group leaves Tai alone on the floor. They wander through the trees and bushes.

"Find anything Mimi?" asks Sora, placing a hand on her hip.

"NO! Gosh, I was painting my nails. I'm not some animal you now." Mimi says, "Do you think Berry Pink is a good look for me, Joe?"

"You're asking me?"

"Of course silly! Don't think I didn't see you putting my lipstick on the other night?!" giggles Mimi, "Berry Pink or Rosy Pink?"

Joe turns several shades of pink himself.

"Joe did you use my Pink powder again?" Mimi asks when Joe's face turn bright Red.

"Joe I'm shocked!" Gomamon tells Joe.

"I didn--"

"--Now why on Earth didn't you invite me…don't you know that I care for you, like only a mother would?" Gomamon asks, placing a hand-paw on his chest.

Gomamon jumps down from the rock he was on and walks towards Palmon and Biyomon, "So ladies, wanna go for spin along the forest?"

The two Digimon blush.

"Back off Goma-dork! Palmon is mine…Grrr…" barked Tentomon.

"Ya, and Biyomon is mine!" Agumon moved in-between Biyomon and Gomamon.

"What a bunch of fools." hissed Gatomon and walked off.

Gabumon stepped in. "Come on guys don't fight…please be nice to each other. I'm sure we can come to some agreement?" Much to his displeasure, they kept quarreling.

The Digidestined were too busy to take any notice of their wrangling Digimon. Mimi was painting her nails and taking to Joe, making him blush extremely. Sora was off grabbing Tai by his large hair and carrying him off into a cave, for reasons unknown. Matt was playing his harmonica by a small lake, wishing for another person to drop out of the sky, hopefully a pretty girl. Izzy was busy working on his pineapple yellow laptop. T.K. and Kari were throwing rocks at a lake, trying to see who could throw farther than the other. Eventually, they got into an argument about who was the better brother and went off to find their Digimon.

"I'm telling you Joe, it was you who I saw trying on my makeup!"

"It was probably a dream Mimi…he...haha…"

All of a sudden, Mimi got this crazy idea!

"Hey Joe…come here, big boy." She winked.

Joe stared at her is disgust. Mimi patted the rock next to her and motioned Joe to come.

"Don't worry I don't bite…much hehe!" she giggled

This girl is weird, more so then usual Joe thought.

Finally Mimi got tried and lunged for him. Joe tried to move out of the way, but Mimi caught his feet. The whole time, Mimi was cracking up. Unknown to Joe was her motivates, but he would soon find out…

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Inside the dark cave…

"Wake up Tai…Tai?" Sora poked him, and shook him, and even threw water on his face, but still nothing would wake him up.

When Sora wasn't looking Tai peeked out. The darn kid was awake. Too bad Sora didn't know or she wouldn't have done it.

Sora had to do it. Her moms always told her of stories were the prince would kiss the girl and she would wake up. Only this time she would have to be the prince. Sora slowly moved her head down. When she placed her lips on top of Tai's, Tai's eyes shoot open. Then Tai, being a boy, kissed Sora back before she could get away.

"TAI! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Sora's screams echoed through the cave. Sora lunged at Tai with all her might, but missed.

"Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me!" Tai said as he puckered up his lips as he ran.

Sora chased Tai up and around rocks. Splashing through puddles of water.

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Outside the cave, Kari and T.K. were getting ready to rumble.

"Tai is such a better brother, and Gatomon here is going to prove it, right Gatomon?" Kari mocked sticking out her tongue.

"Well…well Patamon here is gonna prove that Matt is a better brother, so there!" T.K. pushed Patamon towards Gatomon.

"T.K.!"

"KARI!"

"Come on Patamon, don't you wanna prove that Matt is the better brother?" he asked.

"T.K. every brother is different. You can't just say that Matt is the best." Patamon said in his motherly manner.

"Ya Kari, anyway, I'm not wasting my time fighting a pointless battle. Weren't you guys just hungry a minute ago?" Gatomon purred.

"We still, are but no one found any food…" Kari said.

"Why don't we keep looking?" suggested T.K., holding his hand for a truce.

Kari agreed. So, T.K., Kari, Patamon, and Gatomon went off into the forest without telling anyone. Boy was that a huge mistake!

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A/N - You like? ::it2 wakes up, spits sock out, and tries to grab Meeko:: I'm to fast! ::Meeko traps it2 in a cage:: "What about scho…what about food?!" Humph! Try some of that nasty cat food you feed me! "Don't tell me you're going to continue?" You bet Mel… "Don't say my name you freak!" ::Meeko calls in the other cats and they help to tie it2 up::

As for you people out there, tell what ya think. Should it2 stay alive? Should I make this even funnier, in other words insane, or should I tone the humor down a bit?

"You don't have any humor! Meeko when I get out, I'm taking you to the V.E.T."

Pip down! As I was saying…I'll take anything ya got, good and bad.