Three Men and God
Hetalia belongs to Himaruya Hidekaz-sensei


Three friends were stranded on an island and were desperate. They were tired, hungry, thirsty and had no shelter. They started praying to God, claiming that they will be better people from now on and asked for a second chance at life. There was a large white light as a holy figure descended from the sky.

"Is that really god?" The blonde haired man asked, pointing to the glowing man. God looked very peculiar indeed, with thick eyebrows and short choppy blonde hair. He looked vaguely familiar but the three men were too exhausted to find out.

God gave them one wish each, making them rejoice and thank him. The blonde haired man wished for a helicopter and with a snap of a finger, the blonde haired man was in a helicopter.

He bid his two friends farewell and zoomed away. His two friends waved.

"Good luck Francis!"

Next, it was the brunette's turn.

"I wish for a boat so I can sail away to safety." He wished. With another snap, a boat appeared in the shallow waters and with a wave goodbye to his friend, the man hopped on and paddled away.

The albino man was next and last. He couldn't think of anything then just before God was tired of waiting he said his wish.

"I'm lonely, I want the other two to come back." With a final snap, both Francis and Antonio were pulled back.

And with that, the albino man ran for his life, despite how tired he was, coughing and grinning while his two friends chased him down the beach shore.


A/N: oh look at this, a sequel to 'Three Men and a Lamp.' I'm working hard at the other stories I swear! And this was definitely not procrastination! TTmTT based on a joke I heard from my cousin.