Wario Inhales Skooma and a Super Crown and F*cking Dies

Wario laid there, with his hand on the hip of his scales, sunbathing on a rock in the middle of the rolling waves. The magnificent roundness of his spheroid stomach stood there for all to see, his gaze piercing unto the watcher. A soft "wah" escaped his lips as he watched the jumping fish.

His perfect spheroid belly wobbled back and forth and he was being thrusted upon, the crashing water rising and falling with each movement. Yes, he had been thrown out by Waluigi because he had forced him to watch 10 hours of the Bee Movie with no breaks in between.

"Ok, this is epic." Mario remarked, watching from the harbor. He had been stalking them for about a month now, looking for his beloved Waluigi.

"How could he make you suffer like that." Mario thought to himself.

Today was not a good day. Peach had dumped him and Bowser was out on a photo shoot. "At least I have a spare super crown."

"WALUIGI, YOUR MOTHER IS A PILE OF DOG FOOD!"

"Wah?" Waluigi responded absentmindedly.

"YOU HEARD ME, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING NEET!"

"WAH!" Waluigi exclaimed half excited, :wink: half angry.

"Heh, I knew Waluigi enjoys this type of play." Mario said with a low voice.

Jealous and upset, mermaid-Wario stared daggers at Mario's firm butt. "I'll get you, you sexy mother fucker. No one steals my slave on my watch."
Using his special mermaid powers, Wario called for a column of water to spray him directly towards Mario.

"YOUR ASS IS MINE, SWEET CHEEKS!"

It went as well as anybody would expect.

BOOOM

"This is awfully soft, what did I land on?"

"Get your face out of my butt, Wario."

"NO, YOUR ASS IS NOW FORFEIT!"

Wario exclaimed, using his special mermaid powers to get used to the situation quickly.

"Hmm, what's this?"

"DON'T YOU FUCKING A-TOUCH THAT, YOU FILTHY WIFE-STEALING-WOMANIZER!"

"Heh heh heh, I'll just wear it if it excites you so much."

And with a flip of his hands, Wario had put on the super crown.

POOOF

Lo and behold, a 6'2 statuesque beauty suddenly appeared in place of Wario. Wearing nothing but dominatrix boots, the shortest miniskirt known to man, and a shirt with no bra, the mustachioed blond beauty looked down to Mario.

"Do you like what you see?"

"Mama mia."

"Oh I'll be making you cry for Mama all night, handsome."