Chapter 1

"Get that coke away from you nose, Rachel!" Exclaimed Mr. Schuster. He has a gun pointed in the absolute center of her brain, ready to pull the trigger at any time, unleashing her musically enhanced remains all over the wall of bongs behind her.

"Or what?" Replied Rachel. "You'll shoot? I assure you, that's the last thing you want to do to me."

"I'll kick you out of glee you self righteous little bitch!" Rachel puts the coke down and picks up the syringe of meth. She pricks her skin. "Don't", warns Mr. Schuester. She injects. He shoots, but his arm slips from the basketball that Mercedes throws at him. The bullet penetrates her breast plate. He runs over to her, takes off his shirt and puts it beneath her head.

Rachel can barely breath. She puts her hand on her womb and gasps, "The……baby." The look on Mr. Schuesters face is priceless.

Fades to black.

(At the hospital)

Mr. Schuester walks into the waiting room.

"How is she doctor?" He asks the nearest doctor.

The doctor replies, "Okay, how about you be specific you retarded prick. I'm not a fucking mind reader."

"Rachel!" he screams at her.

"I don't like your tone. So you know what, she's dead, the baby's dead, her father killed himself and her mother has resorted to prostitution." The doctor replies sarcastically. She storms off, leaving Will to sulk by himself.

"You bastard." Says a women's voice. Will turns around. Nancy Grace is sitting on a rocking chair, downing a plate of whiskey.

"Don't talk to me like that Nancy. She was ruining her life. She was out of control."

"Your sex addiction is out of control!" screams Nancy, making Will cry. Silence fills the air. "Screw me." Will screws her with no protection. Looks like she's the addicted one. I bet she would've paid the extra dollar had she known she would of contracted AIDS. And a baby. The custody battle will ensue later on.

Finn rushes into the waiting room.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!" Finn throws his baseball at Will's head. A doctor runs briskly into the room and sedates Finn.

14 hours later…..

Will Schuester wakes up. Finnigan is standing over him, eyes wide open in a trance like state. The doctor grabs him and puts him back o the bed.

"Sorry." Says the doctor. "The tranquilizer we gave him can do that to humans."

"What kind of tranquilizer was it?"

"Oh. Well that large black girl was standing right behind him and that Nancy girl was also nearby. We were confused as we thought they were a whale and t-rex, respectively. So it was a bald eagle tranquilizer. Powerful stuff."

Will bites her neck. Blood squirts all over his face. He gets off to that.

After all the commotion, Mercedes decided to go back to work. She coaches illiterate girls basketball. But that's just a cover. She's a whore.

"Harder you bitch!" screams Mercedes. She enjoys her job. It's good for her skin.

After she's done, Mercedes walks into the washroom where her client is washing up. She goes behind him and grabs his stomach. She injects an instant sleep aid into his neck.

The man wakes up to find he is chained to a chair. Mercedes is two feet in front of him, holding a bowl. Wait, it's not a bowl. It's a bomb.

"Please don't!" cries the man. "My girlfriend's pregnant. I want to meet my son."

"Well, it works out then." Mercedes inches closer, "Cause it's a girl."

The man cries tears of salt.

"Say goodbye to your girlfriend, fucknuts."

"I love you Rachel Berry, I love you."

Mercedes stops in her tracks. All she can think about is finn.

She drops the bomb.

And runs.

BOOM!

End of Chapter 1