A/N I don't like Bel. AT ALL. Oh yeah, and if I owned The Devil Is A Part Timer, she'd be dead along with Sariel.

Deathscythe Bel

Bel's father stared blankly at the name scrawled across his daughter's birth certificate. He glanced at her. She was wrapped in a black cloth that covered her face, waving a toy scythe threatingly at her mother.

That'll do nicely..

Five years passed since Bel's birth and that toy scythe spent every one of them with her, being used to whack stray dogs and crush insects for fun. One day toddler Bel decided to try to pummel the life out of the frogs that lived in a creek not too far from Bel's house. She stumbled down to the water's edge and grabbed a frog in her pudgy fist. She hit at it with her scythe, but missed most times. As it was, scythes don't have enough surface space to beat the living crap out of things. So Bel went back to her house and into her father's tool shed. Her eyes lit on a hammer, and she dropped her scythe to pick it up. Bel ran back to the creek and grabbed a frog, then proceeded to beat it flat with the hammer, giggling.

LATER

Bel's father found his daughter by the creek, holding a hammer dripping with frog's blood. At her feet, half the frog population of Ente Isla was lying dead. After that, Bel dropped the whole ' Grim Reaper ' look and used a hammer as her weapon of choice.

YEARS LATER

Bel is hired to go murder everyone the local ringleaders don't like. She went home to tell her dad the good news - I won't have to sit in the basement with no life and a bag of Cheetos anymore! Upon hearing this, Bel's father squealed like a five year old and produce a Harley Quin hammer out of nowhere, screaming " Happy getting-a-job day!"

Bel, although happy to have a job and a hammer, still had something on her mind.

" Dad, if I'm using a hammer, shouldn't we get my name changed?"

Her father scuffed his feet nervously.

" Well, y'see, I asked them about that.. and, well.. they didn't want to change it, because nobody would know whether Deathhammer would be spelled with one ' h' or two."

Bel looked at her father, incredulous.

" That is the stupidest excuse ever."

Bel picked up her hammer, and went to go vent her frustration on one of her clients.

A/N I got this idea while thinking about the stupidity of Bel's name. I mean, what the crap, Urushihara?