So yeah, I decided to let my creative juices spray all over your screen in a different way and decided to try my hand at writing drabbles. Keep in mind I was probably half asleep and half insane when I thought these things up. In other words, they're probably going to be mostly really dark humor which means it's gonna be weird, its going to be gross, and most people would turn their noses up at this. Now of course in saying that you're going to HAVE to read the first story at least in order to size up how true my claims are. Of course the intent then is to have you get hooked on said story, read the next, and of course then set up an alert for future updates.

So, with that said, this is the sort of fic that's always a work in progress and it's never really…done. If you're a flamer or whatever, I'm sure you'll flock to this fic in an attempt to piss me off. Keep this in mind, I LOVE making fun of hate mail, especially the angry uneducated kind. Besides, get a life, this is meant to be funny and stupid, if you want to read something more serious feel free to check out my Gardens of Rain story.

So, without further ado, get your ass moving and click that "Next Chapter" button.