Ed in a Nutcase
Chapter 1: Diary Entries and Letters
Dear Diary,
It all started as an ordinary day. Double D, Ed, and me were pulling another scam on the pigeons. We were selling them some fake fireworks that were our duds from the Fourth of July. After we got our jawbreakers, the other kids figured it all out, and beat us up. I have decided, once and for all, that I, Eddy McGee, will have my revenge on the insolent brats of this cul-de-sac, and rule over them as their rightful leader! My ancestors founded Peach Creek, they owe me BIG TIME. They wouldn't exist if it weren't for my ancestors! They don't care though. None of them care.
I will once and for all finish them off, so we Eds will be on top! Ha! Take that, Shovel Chin!
You know it,
Eddy McGee.
Dear Kevin,
I see that you think you're so smart. You will be defeated in your own game. You think you're all that, but your really not. Your ignorance will be your down fall. You will never ever be able to hurt my friends or me again. I swear that to you. You will NOT be able to hurt my friends or me EVER again. I swear on that, Kevin.
Sincerely,
You're new Arch Enemy.
Dear Nazz,
How could you? And to help all the others beat me up! How? Why? I know you hate me, and I want you to know I WILL have my revenge.
Now Hating you,
Your Arch Enemy
Dear Jonny and Plank,
I know you two didn't try, but you could have tried not to! I regret saying this, but I have to. I have to have revenge. I WILL have my revenge.
Sincerely,
Your Former Friend
Dear Jimmy,
You spoiled rotten little brat! YOU PLANNED IT ALL! You did! You DID! How could you? After all I did for you, teaching you all I knew! I took you as my own brother basically! Then, you went and beat my friends! How? Why?
Your New Arch Enemy
Dear Rolf,
Rolf. Rolf. Why did you even come to our town? And why do you always help beat us up? We're both loners, and you could have joined our group! Why?
You Know Who I am
Dear Kankers,
I HATE you all.
Sincerely,
Your Ex-Boyfriend
P.S: Not that I ever was your boyfriend.
Dear Sarah,
You're a spoiled brat. You know that.
Despising you,
Your Worst Enemy
Eddy looked up from his room. "So it begins…" He said, looking out his window, as his mind formulated the Ultimate Revenge…
How will this continue? Stay tuned and find out! Note: This is merely a prologue. Other chapters will be longer.