Lizzee: Hey all!!! Anyways while I was watching Aladdin there was this one line Aladdin said that made me think of him as Inuyasha. So I decided to write a fic about it. Yes, I decided to put it in script form, cause it's easier that way.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha; I do not even own this plot actually. How sad am I?
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Peddler: *singing* Come from a land, from a faraway place.
Where the caravan camels roam. Where they cut of your ear.
Where it's flat and immense if they don't like your face.
And the heat is intense, it's barbaric, but hey—it's home!
When the wind's at your back, and the sun's from the west,
And the sand in the glass is right!!! Come on down,
Stop on by. Hop on a carpet and fly, to another, Arabian Night!!!!
Peddler: *begins dancing and singing* Arabian Nights. Like Arabian
Day's. More Often than not, are hotter than hot. In a lot of good ways.
Arabian Nights need Arabian Moons. A fool of his guard,
Could fall and fall hard.
Peddler: *stops dancing and singing* Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery,
City of enchantment and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan,
on sale today. Come on down!! Heh, Heh. Look at this! Yes!! Combination Hookah
and coffee maker—also makes Julienne Fries. Will not brake. *Peddler taps it on table*
will not *Item falls apart*. It broke. Ooohhh! Look at this!! *pulls out Tupperware*
I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware.
Listen. *Peddler pries Tupperware open and it makes a raspberry sound* Ahh
still good.
*Peddler puts Tupperware away*
Peddler: I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then,
you would be most rewarded to consider…this. *Peddler pulls the Magic Lamp
out from his sleeve* Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like
so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is
no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man's life.
A young man, who liked this lamp, was than what he seemed. A
diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?
*Peddler pours shiny sand from the lamp into his hand* It begins
on a dark night *Peddler throws sand into the sky where it forms
a starry nightscape* where a dark man waits, with a dark
purpose.
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In the middle of a desert a tall man, with long black hair and piercing eyes, sits on his horse. He wears a long black cloak which flows of his horse. His piercing eyes directed on a small man who had just approached him.
Man on horse: You are late
Small man: A thousands apologies O great Naraku.
Naraku: You have it then?
Small man: I had to slit a few throats to get it *pulls out have of the shikon jewel. Naraku reaches out for it but, small man pulls back* Ah Ahh Ahhh, the treasure? *Kagura flies down and grabs the jewel before the small man can say anymore*
Naraku: Trust me my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
Kagura: *smirking* Yes you shall get exactly what's coming to you.
*Naraku pulls out the other half of the jewel. He connects them, and the shikon begins to glow. Finally it flies out of Naraku's hands, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes.*
Naraku: Quickly follow that trail!!!
*All ride off, following the glowing speck of light, until it reaches a large dune. It separates into two and the halves plunge into the dune. All that remains are tow glowing points of light on the dune. But then the dune begins to rise up, transforming into a giant lion's head, with the glowing points serving as the eyes.
Naraku: At last, after all my years of searching, the cave of wonders!!
Kagura: Yes! The cave of wonders!!!
Small man: By Allah!!!
Naraku: Now, remember!!! Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine!!!
*The Small man starts to approach the lion's mouth which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes*
Kagura: Yes, the lamp, the lamp, the lamp shall be are's.
*Naraku puts his fingers to Kagura's lips shooshing her. The small man reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking.*
Cave: Who disturbs my slumber?
Small man: it is I, Gazeem, a humble thief
Cave: Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.
*Gazeem turns to Naraku with a questioning look*
Naraku: Well what are you waiting for? Go on!
*Gazeem hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he plants his foots down. Nothing happens. Relieved he begins his trek again. The another roar comes. He turns back, but the lion's mouth slams shut and the dune collapses back to normal. All that are left are Naraku, Kagura and the two separated parts of the shikon*
Cave: Seek thee out, the diamond in the rough.
*Kagura unburies herself from the sand, coughing as she does so*
Kagura: I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it. I'm so ticked off, stupid Gazeem.
Naraku: Patience, Kagura. Patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Kagura: *extremely sarcastically* Oh there's a big surprise. That's an incred—I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise. What're we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big prob- *Naraku slaps a hand over Kagura's mouth*
Naraku: Yes we do. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this…diamond in the rough
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Lizzee: That is the end of Chapter 1, Chapter 2 will be up as soon as I get some reviews. I hope this turns out to be good. Until next chapte, Ja Ne!!!!