Akatsuki Fun-raisers
Group comes on to stage, except Gai
Leader: All right everybody, meeting begins. pause where is everybody?
Deidara: Well, I told Tobi the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary, and he is still trying to prove me wrong.
Itachi: (Rolling eyes) Wow, you tricked Tobi. That took real talent. A five year old could trick Tobi.
Leader: and the others?
Deidara: I don't know, dead?
Itachi: No, they're out buying purple nail-polish. There was a sale!
Leader: um…right, anyway, we need to find a way to earn money for the Akatsuki, because kidnapping is not paying as much as it used to.
Deidara: Oh no not a bake sale!
Itachi: how about a car wash?
Deidara: do we even have cars?
Itachi: Your mom has car
Deidara: (pause) that makes sense
Leader: I think we should start a business and sell things.
Itachi: Like those annoying sales-people?
Deidara: What would we sell anyway?
Itachi: Nail polish!
Deidara: We could start a whole line of Akatsuki products like that!
Leader: NO! I was thinking more along the lines of…wheel chairs or something.
(Pause)
Itachi: nail polish is better.
(Another pause)
Deidara: no.
Gai comes no stage
Gai: what are you youthful s-ranked criminals doing today?
Itachi: selling nail po-
(Deidara interrupts)
Deidara: WHEEL CHAIRS, we are selling WHEEL CHAIRS to earn money, you're old enough to use one, interested?
Gai: I am not old, and wheel chairs are not youthful!
Deidara: (skeptically) Youthful?
Gai: I see that the Akatsuki are not very youthful!
Deidara: No.
Gai: I will have to fix that!
Leader: oh no (sarcastically)
Itachi: we are so not youthful (sarcastically)
Deidara: yes, sensei teach us the ways youth (sarcastically)
Gai: OF COURSE STUDENTS I WILL BE YOUR YOUTHFUL SENSEI, WHICH SO BETTER THAN THE NOT YOUTHFUL KIND!
Itachi: We were being sarcastic
Gai: sarcasm is not youthful; I must teach you the youthfulness jutsu!
Leader: what? I am out of here
Itachi and Deidara try to follow
Leader: no you stay here!
leaves stage
Deidara: uh oh
Itachi: you're kidding
Off stage(loudly) Leader: NO!
Gai: First do this performs complicated hand signs quickly then jumps and does peace
sign while singing these lyrics on key
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena x2
Itachi and Deidara do it wrong, some hand signs right at beginning than does rollercoaster hands and then drop the load and then jump sarcastically
Gai: Wrong, where is that youthfulness
Deidara and Itachi: we left it at home
Gai: (Ignores comment) Do it like this and sing this time; repeats hand signs while singing
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena x2
Itachi and Deidara: do the same as before slower while singing badly together;
Doll is plays with cars algebrela
It is cool is poor dark forever and roller coaster
Cat is kill cattails ima quila
Yay itchobela
Gai: that was not… err… to bad. Let us move on to the next part! Gai sings while doing the ACTUALLY movements to Macarena now you try!
Deidara; that involves no art
Itachi: it also involves no nail polish.
Leader: comes on to stage ok everyone, good news; we earned a lot money by broadcasting your dance on YOUTUBE! And demanding tips
Deidara: WHAT!
Itachi: how dare thy do such actions without our consent!
Deidara and Itachi chase leader offstage
Pause
Gai shrugs and does Macarena one time and bows
The End