We see Ted Cruz sitting at his house, "What is this ?" , the glorious Texan says. He opens up Twitch and he sees Nintendo themed streams, "Wow I played one of those Nintendo's when I was a child." , he says. He clicks on it and sees a man named Mat streaming Mario Odyssey, "Wow! They got them new Mario!" , "And who is this young man?" , Ted Cruz says. "Mak I'm from Canada dude, born and raised", the young man says. "His name is Mat and he is from Canada. Interesting, Ted Cruz thinks. The Glorious Texan starts to type, Hello Mat, what place in Canada do you live in?, he types. Mat replies, "Somewhere in Ontario that's all I'm saying", That's all I need, Ted Cruz thinks. Ted Cruz gets on the phone and calls a private jet service and gets flown to Canada, he finds Mats house and sees him streaming through the cracked door of his bedroom. There he is, Texas Man thinks. Immediately Ted Cruz walks into the room and Mat sees him walking in the room and Ted Cruz ties him up on the bed and puts his DONGER inside of Mat, Mat screams "I WANT THAT TEXAS DONGER!", Ted Cruz says, "Its all Texas now." And then he splooges all over Mats computer, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Mat screams. The stream is horrified of this and everyone leaves and Ted Cruz changes the category to IRL because who gives a shit? and proceeds to stick his donger in mat until mat dies of shock and Ted Cruz jumps out the window.