Just 'lil old me fangirling, when I somehow make the connection that L and Amaimon, both like candy... So I decide to try to write a Crack... So when an author tries to write a crack about candy obsessed people, she too must eat candy... The following story is dedicated to sugar.

I don't own Deathnote or Blue Exorcist, but if I did... lets just say fan service and get on with the story.

Ryuzaki, or as some called him, L walked into a large candy store far away from where he was currently living. It couldn't be helped, the stores he had been going to couldn't keep up with the demand of candy L required, and had banned him. But this candy store was the most famous in Japan and contained some of the best candy in the world, so L was hoping for some new candy.

Some people stared at him and his bare feet and sleepless eyes, but not many. It was a Wednesday so the store was almost empty except for a few odd customers, grabbing candy for a last minute gift or a bouquet of chocolate roses for a sweetheart. L wasn't paying attention though, because in front of him was a miracle. His eyes were wide and staring at the rows of jellybean dispensers, lollipop forests, and even a chocolate waterfall. But it was the strawberries that caught his attention.

At the far edge of the lollipop forest, atop a chocolate pedestal, giant strawberry sat their, glowing with angle's light. And when he said giant, he meant at least as big as a cat. Nestled around the gift from God, were all manners of strawberry flavored lollipops, baby bottle pops, strawberry pocky, and even a giant strawberry cake!

L slowly walked towards the Strawberry exhibit, never taking his eyes off the wondrous thing in front of him. He adressed the sales girl standing behind him without looking at her. " How much?"

"The strawberry? That is a rare breed, the largest and sweetest in the world, 6000 ye-"

"No, the whole thing... How much for all of it?" L still didn't dare take his eyes off the beauty in front of him to address the girl.

"Well... um, I don't think there is a set price for the whole thing, but I could ask the manager."

"Please do." The girl ran to the back room to ask the manager, but she didn't think the guy could pay for it; he wasn't even wearing shoes!

The shop door clanged open and lots of marshmallow stars rained down as two of the shops best customers walked in.

"Faust-san! Pleasure to see you again, is there anything we can get you?" The manager had come out to talk to the young man interested in buying the Strawberry exhibit, but stopped to say hello to the man who made this candy store possible and one of their best customers.

"Sigirou-san, pleasure, as always, to see you. I heard that a Kyojin strawberry has made it to this store, may we see it?" Mephisto grinned at the owner of one of his favorite places. Besides being a candy store, this place sold many hard to find toys and first edition cosplay costumes... And kept Amaimon from bothering him too much.

Amaimon was scanning the store looking for something that might interest him. Then his eyes fell on the mountain of lollipops and strawberry pocky. That was what he wanted.

" Oh I'm terribly sorry, Faust-san, but that young man over their has already asked about purchasing the exhibit. We will be receiving a new exhibit next we-" He stuttered to a stop when he sensed the extremely depressed air coming off of Amaimon.

"Well, Amaimon, find something you like and I will get that for you."

"I want the Strawberry." He said bluntly.

"The young man is going to buy it, isn't he?" Mephisto looked over at some human that looked as though he got as much sleep as himself. ' What is he wearing!? You can't go into a business with out shoes!'

"Well, I haven't told him the price yet so he might not buy it. He wants the whole exhibit, which would cost 60000 yen. To be honest, he doesn't look like the type who could afford it."

"Oh? That's all? Here you go." L pulled six 10,000 yen notes out of his pocket, and held them over his shoulder with out bothering to turn around. " And yes, I can afford it." L was smirking, even though no one could see it, at the somewhat embarrassed manager behind him. He didn't notice the demon walking up behind until he spoke.

" I'll play a game with you." He said almost bored, and pulled out another lollipop, unwrapped the red wrapper and stuck the cherry lollipop in his mouth. If the human in front of him loved candy as much as he did, then he wouldn't refuse this game.

L turned and faced the boy behind him, sensing something different about him. Maybe it was the hair. "I'm not interested in playing. I have the prize already, why would I want give you the chance to win it?" L replied.

"How do you know that the strawberry is the prize? It could be something else."

"Why else would you offer a deal to a stranger unless they happened to have something you want?"

The shop door clanged open, and a blond girl skipped in, shouting "Ryuzaki! We have to go! Light is getting impatient!" She bumped into someone and fell back, she looked up to apologize, "Gomen-sai, I should of been mor-" She gasped, there were no numbers above the man in front of her. They had a Death note! Light needed to know about this. She ran out side and whispered in Light's ear. He walked into the store with Misa by his side, and stopped in front of the man that Misa indicated.

"Excuse me, but may I speak to you privately? It's very important." Getting the hint the shop owner left to deal with L and Amaimon, who were now auguring about the nature of candy in response to brain power.

Mephisto sensed something about the two humans in front of him, and moved to the corner of the store with them. The boy with brown hair said that his name was Light, and that the girl with him was Misa. He got straight to the point after that and explained the reason why Mephisto felt something strange about the pair in front of him.

" Do you own a Death note?"

Sorry about the cliffy, but I don't know if I want to finish this. I should be focusing on my story, Demonic Reflection, but I need to relieve some stress. Was L OCC? How about Mephisto? *Sigh* I might update quicker if I get some reviews... See ya.