(we see Toad, Mystique, and Sabertooth standing on a street corner in
Greenwich Village, hunched over a menu from a Chinese food restaurant)

I saw some mutants with a Chinese menu in their hands
Walkin through the streets in Greenwich in the rain
They was lookin for a place called Ling Ho Cook's
Just to get a big dish of veggie low mein

Ooh-ooh
Mutants of New York
Ooh-ooh
Mutants of New York
Ooh-ooh.

(we see Nightcrawler wandering out and about at some ungodly hour - 2 a.m.
- in that long brown trench coat of his)

You've heard 'em clawin your kitchen door
You'd better not let 'em in!
I woke up to the stench of brimstone late last night
Mutants of New York again!

Ooh-ooh
Mutants of New York
Ooh-ooh
Mutants of New York
Ooh-ooh.

(we see Magneto sipping coffee at a non-Starbucks type of place, and Iceman
walking hand in (gloved) hand with Rogue. Wolverine emerges from a cheap
clothing store, wearing a faded sexy denim jacket)

There's that metal-bending gent who ran amok through Kent
And last week I saw the Iceman in Manhattan
Wolverine? Oh, stay away from him!
He'll tear your lungs out, Jim!
Ooh.but I'd like to meet his tailor.

Ooh-ooh
Mutants of New York
Ooh-ooh
Mutants of New York
Ooh-ooh.

(we see Cyclops and Professor X leading a group of mutant children -
Iceman, Pyro, Rogue and Jubilee among them - on a field trip-type excursion
through Queens)

I saw Cyclops and the Professor strollin down through Queens
Leadin the mutants through New York
Yeah, I saw Cyclops and the Professor takin a stroll through Queens
Leadin some mutants through New York

(we see Storm and Jean Grey laughing in a bar)

I saw Storm and Jean Grey drinkin a pina coloda at Trader Rick's
And Storm's hair.it was perfect!
Listen -

Ooh-ooh
Mutants in New York
Ooh-ooh
Mutants in New York
Ooh-ooh.