BLT!!!

Harry was hungry, but no surprise there. He wandered into the kitchen and began to fix himself a sandwich while Draco, his boyfriend, watched boredly. Draco watched while Harry got everything out: bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato. As Draco made this mental list he realized and had to verbalize it. "Bacon…. Lettuce…. Tomato. BLT!!!!"

"Draco, love, you are really very slow. I told I was making a BLT sandwich five minutes ago."

"Oh…. Heh…"