I am Inu Yasha - Rant

by Julla-Luna

I was thinking of all the common things done to Inu Yasha, and was reminded of the "I am Canadian" commercial rant. So this is sort of along that idea - sorry I'm not very good at summaries.

I was thinking of all the common things done to Inu Yasha, and was reminded of the "I am Canadian" commercial rant. So this is assort of along that idea poking fun to common stereotypes found in fan fiction.

Thanks for reading and reviewing!

~ I don't own InuYasha or the Molson commercial.

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I am Inu Yasha Rant

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Empty stage.

Inu Yasha walks up to a microphone, taps it, then his voice rings out, as pictures flash on the screen behind him corresponding to his words:

Hey,

I'm not a high school student,

Or a company executive,

And I don't live in a mansion,

Or eat people,

Or own a car

And i don't know Mary sue, Bobby joe, or any OC,

Although I'm sure they're very well written,

I have a brother not a mythical sister

I love Kagome and Kikyo both equally,

And I pronounce it InuYasha not "Ini"

I do not bite a girl and make her immortal

I believe in strength not knowledge

action not angst

and the idea that I mate for life a ridiculous and groundless notion

Shipo is a brat, Miroku is a pervert

and the well only works for Kagome and me!

Not any random character canon or AU!

Demons do not go into heat!

And this is feudal Japan!

My name is InuYasha and this is my fandom!

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~ Let me know if you'd like to see another character do this.