i do not own twilight. *sniff sniff*
BPOV
I got home from my trip to Disney World in Florda with Edward to find a terrible smell awaiting me. I noticed it the instent Edward and I walked through the door of my house.
I wonder how bad it smells to Edward since he's got his super smell and all. "What is that smell!" I yelled. Mabye Edward would be able to identify it.
"Dirty laundry, Charlie must have problems with doing laundry like he does with cooking." Edward guessed wrinckling up his nose. "Does he? This smells worse than the mutts down in LaPush!" Wow, I guess it does smell really bad to him then.
I walked over to the kitchen table and found a note awaiting me. It said:
Dear Bells,
Went on a fishing trip out of town with Billy. Be back on Sunday night or Monday moring. You are staying at the Cullen's for the weekend.
Charlie
P.S. Could you do the laundry? I tryed but it didn't end well. You can probably tell by the smell of the house. Sorry about that.
Just then, Emmett came in in a fairy costume and began humming and skipping around. "Have no fear! The Frebrise Fairy is here!" Then he pulled out a can of raspberry smelling frebrise and began to spray it every where.
".CARLISLE." me and Edward sad at exact same time.
"For the last time, I AM NOT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Carlisle yelled from the driveway.
Then Rosalie stomped in, grabbed Emmett by the ear and pulled him out the door.
sorry this was so short butu it's a drabble one-shot so its supposed to be like this! also, sorry if i din't spell frebise right. i have no idea how.
review!!! and tell me how to spell frebrise in your reaviews!