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THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL FILIPINOS!!!

"Unang Kabanata"

To avoid confusion, I'll be using Tamaki as Tamaki, and Haruhi as Haruhi.

'This powdered juice will soothe your friend's throat." Nekozawa poured the powder on the twins' palms.

"Are you sure? Haruhi has a very bad cough." They asked.

"Beelzenef is sure of it." He anwered as he held his feline puppet up, and the door disappeared.

"Haruhi's cough is gonna turn to a beautiful singing voice." Hikaru smiled.

'And she'll thank us for a wonderful remedy." Kaoru added.

THE THIRD MUSIC ROOM…

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Aw c'mon, Haruhi!" The twins pleaded.

"I said no! cough" She turned her back.

"Do you want to laugh like a hag forever?" Kaoru sounded convincing.

"Still no." Haruhi was as always, emotionless.

The twins looked at her and dragged her near the door.

"Hey!" She shrugged. "Why am I in chains?!cough"

"See? You cough like a hag!" Hikaru confirmed. "You must drink this. We assure you, you'll feel a lot better."

"But I don't----------."

Before she could say anything, Kaoru managed to pour the juice on her mouth.

"You little devils!" A paranoid blonde rushed and unchained Haruhi. "What have you done to my daughter?!"

Haruhi was dizzy, and she fell on the ground.

"We were trying to help her get rid of her cough." They held the glass of juice .

Tamaki immediately grabbed it and did a scene from Romeo and Juliet.

"Poison runs through my Lover's lips and through poison I shall die…"

The twins turned white when the paranoid blonde drank the whole glass of Nekozawa's Lavender Scarlet.

"My Lord?" Hikaru approached him. "How are you feeling?"

"I'm------." Tamaki stood frozen, and he fainted.

HOURS LATER….

"Thanks for the wonderful remedy." Haruhi served the tea. "I feel a lot better."

"For sure?" The twins doubted it.

"Yeah, bye." Haruhi waved and closed the door.

"What about you, My Lord?" Kaoru asked.

"That was the best drink I tasted!" Tamaki exclaimed. "You must give me more!"

THAT MORNING…"

Haruhi woke up and scratched her eyes as she went through the kitchen.

"HEY! HEY!" Somebody called. "Open up!"

"Nanny, open the door will yeh?" She demanded. "Nanny…"

"Open the door quick!"

"Okay, okay…" Haruhi mumbled. "What's the use of having so many maids if I'm doing all the work?"

As she opened the door, Tamaki tugged her shoulders.

"Senpai!" Tamaki, or The Real Haruhi, entered the room.

"What?" Haruhi, or Tamaki, rather, didn't notice anything.

"WAKE UHUP!" Haruhi strangled her body.

Tamaki's eyes bulged as he jumped back.

"Help!" He yelped. "I'm being attacked by my evil twin!"

"Senpai, look!" Haruhi knelt. "It's me."

"Ha-Haruhi?" Tamaki asked. "Y-You're me?! And I'm--he looked under his dress—You?! How did this happen?!"

He looked at her and she slapped him.

"Pervert! You didn't have to look at my body!" She stammered. "Now what do we do? We can't stay like this."

"Does this dress make me look fat?" Tamaki did some poses in front of the fridge.

SLAP!!!

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