Bad Homecoming

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Kiba sighed as he looked up at the sky, he was just returning from a long mission, one that lasted well over a month. He was excited to be home, which was almost like an understatement, he was thrilled to be home. He was going to see his girlfriend, Sakura, and today, he was going to make her his. Grinning, he looked down at Akamaru, his faithful companion for many years.

"No more masturbating for me, eh?" Kiba chuckled to himself, the dirty thoughts running through his mind.

"I don't want to picture that!" The dog barked back in disgust. Kiba rolled his eyes pretending to be annoyed. 'Today Sakura loses her virginity, whether she wants to or not' he thought to himself. He and the pink haired girl where finally going to have sex, and he was going to make her his, and he'd be damned if anyone said otherwise. His mother Tsume questioned why he would want to mate with such a weak girl, but she didn't understand, Sakura was his, and only he could have her. She also didn't seem to realize Sakura wasn't weak, she had punched Naruto through a wall last week in a fit of rage.

Her anger, kind of turned him on anyway. He closed his eyes and imagined her beautiful pink hair on his pillow, staring up at him.

"I thought you said no more masturbating" Akamaru snorted. Kibas eyes shot opened and he tried to hide his embarrassment, it was times like these he wished Akamaru couldn't sense his feelings, or more specifically, his arousal. But it was true, he probably would have to do it, seeing as it was getting late, even though by now they were in the village Sakura usually took the night shift at the hospital, so she probably wouldn't want to do anything dirty, of course, there was always a chance. They continued to the hospital in silence.

It wasn't awkward mind you, he was just, thinking too many dirty things. If he wasn't so used to getting aroused he probably wouldn't be able to walk properly, but, like many other things, he had trained himself to avoid the physical side effects.

Sakura grumbled to herself as she walked down the hallway of the hospital. She was in a bad mood, and the people around her could tell, because they were pushing themselves up against the wall, trying not to get in her way. She was only in a bad mood because her boyfriend, Kiba, had been gone for well over a month, and she was getting restless. For some reason it was hard to focus if he wasn't constantly poking her cheek.

"Something wrong Sakura?" She turned to see Naruto her annoying friend from her old team, he was wearing his orange jumpsuit, it now how a little bit of black on it but not much, and he was still blonde, but it was a somewhat darker shade. He was also still an idiot.

"Nothing's wrong, Naruto" She huffed, she wasn't a good liar. "Hey, wait… Why are you here? Did you fall in one of the traps again?!" She groaned, last time he did, she had to pull a bunch of needles from his butt, it wasn't fun. He gave her a look that showed how crazy he thought she was, probably how crazy everyone thought she was at the moment.

"Come on Sakura, that was a one time thing!" He crossed his arms and made a pouty face, by sticking out his bottom lip. "I was just thinking… Maybe we could go out? For ramen I mean!" He started rubbing his head nervously

"Naruto, you know I'm dating Kiba, now if your not hurt, I have work to do" She turned and began walking away; it seemed she had a million things to do, and he definitely wasn't making it any better. "But you know he's out with other girls! One date wouldn't be as bad as what h-"

Smack

She kicked him with all of her strength, but then immeadiately lost her footing. Naruto fell to the floor and Sakura fell on top of him. The blonde immediately blushed. "Naruto! He isn't cheating! Now I have more important things to do, then argue with you!" She said, and in a moment she was back on her feet and she stormed off, "stupid Naruto, Kiba wouldn't do something like that…Would he? Would he!" She couldn't think about this now, but it was hard not to, Naruto wasn't the brightest of people, but he was known to point out the obvious… Maybe to everyone else it was obvious.

*Flashback

"Sakura do you know what day it is?" Kiba asked with his regular grin.

"Uhm…no" She said confused, making him frown at her.

"Sakura…I'm leaving for my mission tomorrow, today's our last day…I…" He stopped and chuckled, it was obvious he had seen her discomfort. He grabbed her hand "I want to know I can trust you" Sakura stared at him, Kiba knew she would always be loyal, what could be so important that he needed to ask?

"Yes Kiba… You can always trust me" A light blush came over her cheeks and he pulled her close.

"Sakura your mine, mine!" He nuzzled her cheek

"Mine" There was a moment of silence between them, then he pulled away and turned around

"I expect you…" He cleared his throat "I expect you to stay away from all of the men around here" he cleared his throat again "Until I get back, they will stay away" He turned back around and seemed to be waiting for her reply.

"Y-yeah of course Kiba, I promise" He still looked displeased "If you let them near you, no matter how many times you try to wash! I will smell them, and I will punish you both! Understand me Sakura!"

*Flashback end

"I understand Kiba" She mumbled to herself, she had dreaded that day, she hated it as soon as he told her he was leaving for his special ANBU mission. She didn't want to lose him, she couldn't lose anyone else she loved, she barely handle it when she lost Sasuke. Her thoughts were interrupted when one of the patients starting to scream, it sounded like, Kakashi?

"Sakura! We need your help!" A nurse from further down the hallway yelled.

She rushed over to see what was happening, "I want my book! Not a needle!" Kakashi yelled, as he thrashed about trying to get the nurse with the needle away from him. Sakuras look of concern disappeared and turned into a look of annoyance. Only Kakashi could make something so simple, into something so dramatic.

"Kakashi-sensei, calm down" Sakura said in her sweet voice, one that only masked her anger. He seemed to relax a bit after seeing her, and then, like a stubborn child he pointed for his book.

"I want my book not a needle, there's really no point for this" He said in a casual tone. Sakura obviously frustrated by his lack of emotion, gave a quick sigh. "You know sensei, I'm sure Gai-sensei would love to hear about you being afraid of a needle, it just proves who really is better" Kakashi seemed to have blushed from what she could see behind his mask. His stupid rivalry still hadn't ended, and Gai was getting better at, well not being weird. Kakashi held out his arm and motioned for the nurse to inject him. Sakura giggled to herself as she walked out of the room, for once a rivalry actually helped instead of destroying someone's dignity.

She left the nurses and looked at the time. Her shift was over already, it felt odd to her, as normally she took the late shift, but today she had been asked to switch, so she did. Not like she had anyone to wait up for anyways, he wasn't coming home anytime soon...

Kiba walked alone down the hallway of the hospital, he had to leave Akumaru outside because the nurses didn't like him, he was scary apparently, they also said he was scary, but Sakura convinced them he was human. "Man, how did I ever deal with these broads?" he thought to himself. Before he and Sakura went out he was out with them everyday, but he would just tune them out until the want-to-have-sex? Topic came up. He walked up to the desk and asked:

"Where is Sakura Haruno" The nurse glared at him.

"I'm sorry miss Haruno has already left". She said it in a cold emotionless voice, most likely she was one of the nurses who thought Akamaru and him were "scary". He turned and looked around, he was sure he smelled Sakuras scent in here somewhere, so ignoring the nurses words he followed his nose. He walked up and down stairs, and through one long ass hallway, but then he spotted it, it was…Blond?

"What the hell...?" Kiba mumbled to himself.

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