Disclaimer: the Van Helsing licence belongs to universal studio, characters belong to Valve.
Meet the heavy
A large man wearing a black leather hat and matching jacket approached the camera holding a large gating gun. He slammed the large weapon on a table and glances towards the camera and stated in a thick Russian accent "I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon"
"She weighs 250 kilograms and fires 200 pound custom sliver cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, it cost 20,000 pounds to fire this weapon for twelve seconds."
Cut to a scene where the heavy is laughing loudly "HAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOoh".
Cut to a scene where the heavy is checking his gun and notice something on the barrel, "oh my god who touched Shasa!" Exclaimed the heavy "ok" he said menacingly and turned to the left then yelled "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?"
Cut to a scene where the heavy has a sad expression on his and sighed, "Some monsters think they can outsmart me, maybe sniff maybe, but I yet to meet monster out smart bullet" the heavy leans forward and hold bullet towards camera, camera zooms out to revel a unlucky werewolf with heavy's arm around his neck trying desperately to claw his way out, "now excuse me while I teach dog some lessons."
Cut to scene where the heavy is advancing towards several monsters while firing his Gatling gun and screaming loudly "AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG! URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! CRY SOME MORE!" screen cuts to black "heh cry some more."
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