OK! here is my new Parody to the Julian Smith video-Reading Lips.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any Julian Smith videos.
~~~~~Maple~~~
"Happy birthday lad." England said as he wiped a bit of icing off of a young Canada's face. "Oui oui!" Your growing up so fast Mon petit bébé!" France said hugging Canada while tears ran down his face.
"T-thanks...papa..dad..." Canada said with a quite voice.
"Yeah dude! Where so proud of you!", America shouted, with his overly obnoxious voice. "Everyone is! Well. Except that guy over there. He hates you." He pointed across the room, to where Russia was sitting, talking to a shivering Latvia.
"What? But that's Russia! I really liked him..." Canada whimpered. England glared at America, while France stared with a shocked face. "What are you talking about America? We barley even know him! How could he hate any of us!"
"Yes he sure does look cool. Huh? And is clothes sure are awesome, but he hates you none the less."
"How do you know?" Asked England, who at this point was getting rather fed up with America. "I can read lips!" "What?" "That's right!" "America...You can not read lips." France said rolling his eyes. "You can read lips? What's he saying?" Canada asked meekly.
"Yup. Just watch the master at work." He stared intently at Russia. "Oh...this is not good. Are you sure you wanna hear? Man this party blows!. Get some family force five or Hammer time in here! Hey I kinda like this guy!"-"Oh come on America he's not saying that"-"And that Canada kid is soooo annoying! Good thing his brothers here or I'd beat him with my pipe and stick his bear down his throat and then knock him out and tell all his friends he's a pin-ya-ta* and have all his stupid little friends beat the candy out of him. * sigh * He wants to tear you apart bro."
"Don't mind him lad. He's just trying to get you to like him better. He hates Russia."
"Bro...Your adopted..."
"America!" "I'm just saying..."
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* this is supposed to be spelled wrong
I hope this was funny enough. It was a request :)