Author: Fireypassion

Disclaimer(s):I do not own Bleach. If I did, Grimmjow would have lived.

Warning: Language, Sexual Content, Yaoi

Note from the Author: I know its short but I will write a longer one next time no! 2ise as long!! Soooo sorry I am a failure as a fanfiction writer !!!!!!! *bursts into tears*

Chapter 1 ~ Babysitting.

Ichigo was lying on his bed staring at the ceiling and wondering why the hell everything seemed so .. All of a sudden the door burst open revieling a very tired Ishda.

"Why the hell is it always so hard to find you Kurasaki !?!?"

"Huh?" sad the blond that was at this point on the floor thinking something along the lines of : I need to get rid of that door, that way people would stop suprising me like that all the time.

" I have a favor to ask will you do it? "

" Umm.....sure...i guess.. nothing crazy though.."

" I need you to..... babysit "

" You wa?"

" I said, I need you to babysit"

" Babysit ? Who?"

" Yes and it's an expirement"

" Huh? What do you mean an expirement? "

" He is mayuri's expiriment"

" Wa ? That psyco? How did you get the job?"

" I didn't... nemu did " the quincy blushed upon mentioning the 12 division's lieutenent.

" Oh I see ..." an evil grin spread on Ichigo's face. " Ishida has a girlfriend "

" Shut up Kurosaki ! Can you just do me a favor once? "

" Alright, but I'm just returning a favor for the time that you saved me!"

" Thanks Ichigo ! I'll leave you the list of all the errors and tests you have to run."

" Huh? What tests?"

" As long as you do it right Mayri should be happy, you return the favor and you'll be happy and I will be happy that nemu doesn't have to do it"

" How is Nemu happy then?"

" She wanted to go on a date, so it's better to do it here, than in soul sociaty"

" Aha -wait .what? You get to go on a date and I have to babysit some kid"

" No, you have to babysit some..........expirement"

"Whats the difference?"

" Oh well you'll see when you get there..."

"I don't like the sound of that, but I said I'll do it."

" Thats right. Remember Kurosaki everyone is happy that way. Everyone. I'll meet you tomorrow art 10 A.M."

Ishda left as fast as he appered , leaving a very puzzled Ichigo sitting on the floor.