Soldiers of Frieza:
We are free and clearly sober
With so many toys to build
The machines are kind of tricky
Probably someone will be killed
But we gladly work for nothing
Dodoria:
Which is good because we don't intend to pay
Soldiers of Frieza:
The soldiers are back to work today
Hooray!
We have just a couple hours
To make several billion gifts
And the labour isn't easy
Zarbon:
Then you'll all work triple shifts
You can make the job go quicker
If you turn up the controls to super speed
Soldiers of Frieza:
It's back to work on Xmas eve
Hooray.
Zarbon:
And though you're cold and sore and ugly
Your pride will mask the pain
Dodoria:
Let my happy smile warm your hearts
Soldiers of Frieza:
Random Soldier: Theres a toy lodged in my brain
We are getting awfully tired
And we can't work any faster
And we're very very sorry
Frieza:
Why you selfish little bastards!
Do you want the kids to think
That Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk!
Then shut your yaps and back to work!
Soldiers of Frieza
Now it's very nearly Xmas
And we done the best we could
Dodoria:
These toy soldiers are poorly painted
Zarbon:
And their made from inferior wood
Frieza:
I should give you all a beating
But I really have to fly
Vegeta:
If I weren't stuck here frozen
I'd harpoon you in the eye
Soldiers of Frieza:
Now it's back into our tenements
To drown ourselves in rye
Zarbon:
You did the best you could I guess
And some of these gorillas are OK
All:
HOORAY! (we're adequate!)
The Soldiers have rescued Xmas day
Hooray!