Shelke makes a fanfiction.
There once was a bar called 7th Heaven. The owner was hot.
Within this so called bar habited a party of fantasy fighters that have kicked much butt. They kicked Sephiroth's butt, they kicked Kadaj's butt. They even kicked Omega's butt. Somehow.
Anyways, it was 7 a.m. The bar wasn't open yet but Tifa was already downstairs prepping. As she wiped the glasses, she stared at the girl sitting in one of the booths next to the window. The girl had orange hair that were spiked sideways or something. She wore a pink fluffy-looking turtleneck with no sleeves. She also wore caprice pants that made her little legs look curvy.
The girl was looking out the window, arms resting on her legs. Tifa thought of her as an alien robot. But that was because of her slaving lifestyle that she had just escaped. Tifa felt sorry for her.
Suddenly, a well-known ninja girl ran down the stairs. Tifa immediately hid all the fragile drinking glasses as Yuffie slid across the entire counter. The ninja then fell in a heap at the end. Shelke was still staring outside. Yuffie slid next to Shelke, occupying her personal space. Any normal person would've been uncomfortable at this point but since Yuffie's a dunce while Shelke was aloof, nothing was happening.
"So," Yuffie started. "How are things?"
"Fine. Thank you." said Shelke, not paying attention.
"Um, you could at least face me."
Shelke turned around, brushing her nose against Yuffie's. The ninja held her breath as their lips were an inch away.
"Yuffie. I adore you," said the monotone girl. Suddenly, Shelke placed her hand on Yuffie's exposed leg. The ninja screamed and jumped out of the booth. Tifa was equally stunned.
"W-What was that?!" yelled Yuffie.
Shelke stared at the two women and said in a robotic voice. "My apologies, Yuffie. I was trying to be humorous." Shelke then turned towards the window again.
Yuffie and Tifa sighed. There was thumping from the stairs and in walked Cid, the cursing airship captain.
"Yo Cid," said Tifa.
Cid waved at them and then looked at Shelke.
"Oh, that's here," he said.
"Cid!" yelled the girls.
"Just joking," laughed Cid. "Where's Cloudy-boy?"
"Oh, he's riding Fenrir. He said he's losing his touch."
Cid was about to walk towards a stool when someone tapped him on the shoulder. He turned to see a man in a suit. He looked extremely well cut and had short black hair.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Cid.
"How'd you get inside?" yelled Tifa.
The man looked confused. He then reached into his jacket.
"Watch out!" yelled Cid. The two men started fighting in close quarters. Yuffie ran to help Cid fend off the strange man.
The man caught Yuffie's kick and Cid's punch at the same time. The man then knocked them off balance, making them roll on the floor. The man ducked just in time to avoid Tifa's punch. Tifa swung a kick but the man flipped away over the two on the floor and towards Shelke.
"Stop him Shelke!" yelled Yuffie.
Shelke looked at the man, making eye contact.
"You are late, Vincent Valentine."
The three stared at the two. The man reached into his jacket and pulled out a handgun.
"Sorry," the man said in a raspy (and to fan girls, sexy) voice. "Took me some time to find Cerberus."
"I thought you kept it under your pillow," said Shelke.
"Good one."
The two then laughed, Vincent with a dry chuckle while Shelke giggled once and only once.
Tifa, Yuffie, and Cid concluded that they have been mind blown. Yuffie ran up to Vincent.
"That was the lamest conversation in the world!" she yelled.
"Gotta start somewhere." Yuffie noticed the Vincent's shoulders looked broader in his suit. His face was also clearer without the messy hair and headband. Yuffie never really looked at his face until now.
"So you two dating or something?" said Cid.
Yuffie whipped around, suddenly flustered.
"Vincent dating?" she said in a loss of breath. "No way!"
The front door opened and in walked Cloud with his taped sunglasses.
"Vincent."
"Cloud."
The two emos suddenly raised their hand and did the unthinkable: the high-five. They clapped, shooting the forbidden sound into the air. Cloud then walked towards the stairs, waving at the awestruck watchers.