Man! I Feel Like a Seltahn!

by Gorobay

This is a response to another challenge from Mystie. It is based on "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain.

I'm going out tonight. I really wanna write.
Gonna make a new link start.
Wanna use some ink, really make you think
All about rules of the Art.

The inhibitions leave no conditions
Where you can get outta line.
It ain't gonna be approved by the Guild,
I only wanna have a good time.

The best thing about being a seltahn
Is the reality you cannot be outdone!

Oh, oh, oh, my head's getting lighter, forget I'm a Writer.
Maral-obes, long robes.
Oh, oh, oh, elaborate phrasing, the age is amazing.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be an abstainer, surprise a Maintainer.
Add in a ship, gravity flip.
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to sel my age's book.
Man! I feel like a seltahn!

The guys need a break. Tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get into the pub.
We ain't gonna fight. We only wanna write.
We're gonna make new kinds of shrub.

The best thing about being a seltahn
Is the reality you cannot be outdone!

Oh, oh, oh, my head's getting lighter, forget I'm a Writer.
Maral-obes, long robes.
Oh, oh, oh, elaborate phrasing, the age is amazing.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be an abstainer, surprise a Maintainer.
Add in a ship, gravity flip.
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to sel my age's book.
Man! I feel like a seltahn!

The best thing about being a seltahn
Is the reality you cannot be outdone!

Oh, oh, oh, my head's getting lighter, forget I'm a Writer.
Maral-obes, long robes.
Oh, oh, oh, elaborate phrasing, the age is amazing.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be an abstainer, surprise a Maintainer.
Add in a ship, gravity flip.
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to sel my age's book.
Man! I feel like a seltahn!

Now my head's getting lighter.
Can you feel it?
Link, link, link in baby!
I feel like a seltahn!