A/N: My second CCS fic .
For those who didn't read Chobits (another CLAMP manga) well, all I can say for the moment is that 'persocom' is a humanoid computer okay? So keep that in mind, cuz this fic is CCS/Chobits crossover, but don't worry about getting confused, I'll write down some infos on Chobits on later chapters.

Disclaimer: I do not own CCS or Chobits, they rightfully belong to the talented CLAMP.

English is not my first language, so forgive me if I make mistakes…

Summary: On Syaoran's birthday, he receives a persocom that can only say 'hoe'. He decides to teach it to handle business, proper language, everything to make it his perfect personal secretary…he was surprised, when in return, it teaches him about love and feelings that he had long forgotten…

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-Someone Just for Me-
by Rinslet

Chapter I – Hoe?-

"Li Syaoran. Age 20. Youngest businessman recorded in history. President of Li Corp. in Tokyo… yada yadi yada…"

Amber eyes glared at all the people around the circular table, making them instinctively lean back in their seats. Li Syaoran threw the magazine on the table and all eyse glued on the picture of a young man looking menacingly back at the photographer who took his picture. The CEO entwined his fingers and leaned back.

"Gentlemen, would anyone care to explain how the hell did my profile get posted in this magazine entitled…" the corner of his eyes twitched with irritation "The Bachelor…?"

Utter silence.

"As I recall, you people told me that last Friday's interview was to expand the branches of Li Corp. and this is NOT what I expected. Now, is there any smartass who can propose a better idea?"

No one moved at first.

Syaoran growled.

One man raised his hand fearfully.

"Kazuma?"

"W-well, Li-sama, thanks to this uh-article about you, I managed to get a hold of one company who is willing to uh..share business with Li Corp."

"What product does this company develop?"

The man gulped, risking his job on the his answer "Uh, well……The are…they are the publishers of 'The Weekly Bishônen Magazine'…?"

Everyone remained silent and some slapped their foreheads, knowing this poor man's fate.

"You're fired."

As soon as the imbecile left, papers shuffled and coughs came from every direction. Business talk was on its way.

Li Syaoran sighed, this was gonna be a long reunion.

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"You fired another guy?! Dude, you gotta stop doing that!"

"Yeah sure, and go along with the photo shoot for the weekly bishônen mag?"

Eriol laughed his head off and Syaoran sighed in frustration.

"No way! He proposed that idea to you?! Hahahahha"

Syaoran banged his head on his table "Somebody…just shoot me."

Smiling good naturally, Eriol ruffled his messy chestnut hair.

If anyone came into the office and saw the Li Syaoran letting himself get patted on the head by his business associate (and bestfriend), he won't live another day to talk about it.

"Anyway Syao-chan, (he sweatdropped when Syaoran glared) don't forget that we're going to Cloud Nine bar tonight to celebrate!"

"Celebrate? For what?"

"July 13th?! Hello-?! It's your freakin' birthday!"

"Aw shit, I have no time for that!"

"No way man, you're coming. My girlfriend's coming, and I wanna show her off to ya!"

Curiosity shone through amber eyes. "The one who went with you in Jamaica? Err..no, the other one whom you said got involved in a film shooting? Or the one who went to study in America?"

Eriol swatted his head with a magazine "Idiot, I didn't had that much girlfriends! And yes, she went to study in America. She's back! I haven't seen her for three years! Ah-! My sweet Tomoyo-!"

Watching his buddy waltz through the room with and invisible person made Syaoran wonder about his friend's sanity. Suddenly, he was twirled in the British man's arms.

"Teme! Let go!"

With all the commotion, they didn't notice a secretary walk in. "Li-sama, there's a call on line #1 from your……" –sweatdrop- "sir?".

Eriol quickly shut the door and Syaoran closed the curtains. Both cornered the woman.

"Don't you dare tell a living soul about what you saw!"

"For your sake, you better keep your mouth shut…or I'll make you swear to secrecy by using the ugliest way…"

"GOT IT?!"

Her face was near tears and her knees almost buckled from fear.

"Y-yes sir!"

Once she was pushed out, she remained petrified. Passersby waved their hands in front of her "Oy? Megumi?"

Syaoran dropped on his chair "The last thing I want is to let people mistake me for a gay CEO…"

"What's wrong with being close to me?"

Glare. Mouth shut.

"-Ahem-…well, see you tonight, and BE there. I managed to procure a gift that I'm sure you'll like!"

The door closed before Syaoran could deny the invitation to his own birthday party.

"What have I gotten myself into?"

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-That night, at the party-

"M. Li! Happy Anniversary!"

"Happy birthday sir!"

"Li-sama! Congratulation for your election of this week's Bishônen magazine!"

Those who heard it held their breath…

Amber eyes hardened with irritation "You're fir-"

Before the man kissed his job goodbye, a sapphire-eyed man dragged Syaoran away.

"Syao-chan! Meet Tomoyo!"

The lady beside Eriol shook hands with the president of Li Corp. She had long ebony hair that curled at the end and beautiful amethyst eyes. She wore a business suit underneath her opened velvet mantle.

Eriol elbowed his rib "She's pretty huh?"

Syaoran nodded and wordlessly tucked a lock of hr hair behind her ear, just to make sure of something.

Eriol fumed and pulled his girlfriend closer to him, away from Syaoran.

"Hey! What the hell are you doing?!"

Both hands raised in defense, Syaoran explained "Hey, I'm not hitting on your girl. I was just curious on whether she was a persocom or not. It's rare to find a human beauty these days and I thought that you hooked up with one of those humanoid computers." He nodded his head toward the beautiful waitress who were persocoms.

"Yeah, well she's human okay? And I'm probably the luckiest guy to have her as my girl. She ain't only a beauty, she's much more than any of you could imagine."
The raven jewel blushed and smiled.

Eriol was about to kiss her, but then snapped his fingers. "Ah! Speaking of beauties! My gift!"

By now, everybody had formed a circle around the two men. Soon, the waitresses brought a very big box, wrapped in green paper, his favorite color. (A/N: The waitresses are persocoms, so they are strong enough to bring a huge box.)

Overwhelmed by curiosity, the crowd forgot that they were in the presence of a feared businessman and started to shout 'Open it' in wild manners.

Syaoran obeyed and with the help of Eriol, the carton box fell open, revealing his birthday gift.

The content shocked him while it made the crowd cheer louder.

Unmoving, a woman was kneeled in the center of the box, eyes closed. Her auburn hair was held back by a silver clip, leaving few strands to frame her serene face. The white dress made her look angelic. She jus seemed to glow.

Absent-mindedly, Syaoran approached and almost jumped when she opened her eyes.

Calm and lifeless emerald eyes met his fiery amber ones.

"Hoe?"

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A/N: Well! That's it for chapter one! Hehe, Syaoran's characters remind me of Seto Kaiba (Yugioh). I just realized it by now...

Dictionnary::
Teme - bastard
bishônen - well, it can be translated as "beatiful man" hehe...Syaoran got picked for being a hot guy

Rinslet.