Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach and any of the characters here.
Just as humans are blessed with days to do their work and have fun, they were also blessed with nights to rest from a tiring day and to think about things for the future. All the same, in a realm far different than the Human Realm, the Shinigami Realm also shared an equal bliss of the night. The streets of Seireitei were deserted and dim. Only sources of light only came from the different barracks of the 13 Protection Squads where low-rank shinigami would take turns in keeping watch. It wasn't a very particular night. All was normal and it didn't seem like some trouble is likely to happen. In the 10th Division Squad, Vice Captain Matsumoto Rangiku was sprawled on the sofa, snoring loudly and on the floor were Vice Captain Kira Izuru and Vice Captain Hisagi Shuuhei. They've been partying and drinking sake until late that too much intoxication of alcohol lulled them to sleep. In the 12th Division Squad, Captain Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Vice Captain Kurotsuchi Nemu were pulling an all-nighter for some unknown research that they have been conducting. In the 6th Division Squad, Captain Kuchiki Byakuya was reading some sort of material while Vice Captain Abarai Renji was soundly sleeping in his room. It was a peaceful night. The moon shone brightly in the skies, coating Soul Society with a beautiful gleam.
"Nngh…! Mmph…! N-Not there…!" a tiny voice whined in a room with a half-open door.
The floor creaked as light footsteps slowly approached the room with as little noise as possible. "I don't like this, Ikkaku… Sneaking around in the night just doesn't suit my tastes…" 5th Seat Ayasegawa Yumichika complained, closely following behind 3rd Seat Madarame Ikkaku. "Shut up, Yumichika! This sound has been bugging me for a long time. I don't know what it is but I won't be at ease until I figured out what makes that annoying whining…!" the bald-headed shinigami scolded. "My, my… You're actions are not as beautiful as usual."
They managed to reach the door without getting noticed by anyone. To signal the start of their mission, the two looked at each other and gulped; then at the same time, peaked through the crevice made by the door. The moment their eyes landed on the one responsible for all the whining, their eyes literally bulged right out of its sockets and both turned tomato red as they stared at it with unwavering attention. "Th-This is…!" Yumichika stammered, utterly shocked.
"Oy, what are ya two doin' sneakin' around and peepin' in someone else's room?" Captain Zaraki Kenpachi suddenly appeared behind the two that startled them. "Z-Zaraki-taichou…! Sh-Shhh!" both exclaimed. "Huh?" the spiky-haired captain wondered. Ikkaku and Yumichika gestured their captain to also take a peek so Kenpachi leaned in his head and looked for himself what they were going on about.
To his surprise, he saw his little Vice Captain Kusajishi Yachiru inside. Her robes were in disarray, revealing her left premature breast and her tiny perky nipple. Her right hand was between her thighs and two fingers of her left hand were in her mouth. She was writhing and whining and moaning in pleasure as she continued to stimulate herself, completely oblivious of the pairs of eyes watching her.
"Nngghh…! I'm almost…!" Yachiru moaned in a muffled squeak and she roughly stimulated her cunt that saliva oozed out from her mouth. Ikkaku and Yumichika swallowed a hard lump that has been stuck in their throats for some time, preventing them to utter a single word, and they were furiously blushing. Kenpachi on the other hand was expressionless. He looked down his two subordinates and snickered.
"Ha, aren't ya havin' quite a boner down there…" Kenpachi teased that Ikkaku and Yumichika blushed even more. "A-And what about you, taichou…? Aren't you a little bit affected by that…?" Ikkaku defended. "Heh. I'm not interested in those things."
"Uuunnn…! A-Ahhhnnn…! B-B—" Yachiru muttered that intrigued the three to look at her again. "Bi?" Yumichika wondered in curiosity. "I'm…! I'm…! B-BYAKKUN…!" the little vice captain moaned some more and she arched her back when she reached her climax. "Byakkun? That's Kuchiki-taichou, right?" Ikkaku asked. Then suddenly he felt a tremendous intention to kill behind him that strickened him and Yumichika with anxiety.
Indeed, when they turned around to look at their captain's face, he was burning with the desire to kill that it even freaked them out. "T-Taichou…?" Yumichika tried calling his attention but Kenpachi was so furious and excited that his reiatsu was steadily rising up. "This is bad, Yumichika…! If this goes on, we'll be found out…!" Ikkaku said in alarm so they both held their captain's shoulder on either side and dragged him back to his quarters.
"Kuchiki, huh? Heh, anyway I've wanted to challenge him to a battle of death. This might be the best chance to this once and for all… Kukukuku…" Kenpachi muttered to himself. Ikkaku and Yumichika just stared at each other.
There you have it! I just wrote this to test if this could work out. I'm actually just having fun since I love trolling with the 11th Division Squad. Geiru
Yachiru: What was I doing here?
Geiru: You're better off not knowing, Yachiru~! ^o^!
Yachiru: Ken-chan? o_o?
Ken-chan: Don't ask me... T_T