Hey there! It's Ashley here with a new story! I've been hiding in my mine shaft too long I reckon. I recently read Gravitation Ex and all the previous 12 volumes before that. I would have to say that it was the best manga I've ever read. Not to mention that it's the best yaoi manga ever!

Basically, I've got a Lizzy McGuire thing going on here. This was first written in completely first person point of view, but when I got to about three-fourths done with the second chapter, I found that it was EXTREMELY, yes capitalized thank you, extremely hard to get a good story going, pointless of it being practically hilarious. I had to change it ALL to second person D:! Yes that's right. I changed all 3,000+ words for your personal enjoyment. But enough of about me, back to my genius story :D

Prior warnings: Pairings in this story include YuShu & RyuShu. It also includes sex scenes for both pairings. But I guess that since you went through the trouble of changing the search to include M rated stores, you probably looked forward to one. :D I do that too, hehe.

Disclaimer: I don't own this anime/manga. Or…anything. I'm so poor T.T

"Yuki."

"Mmm."

"Do you think I'm sexy?"

"…."

"Yuki?"

"Oh, what?"

"I just asked you a question."

"Ask me again."

I knew this game all too well. Oh, It didn't take much to learn it, the reason being it happened a good amount of times. Okay, a lot. It would start with me asking Yuki a question while he is typing a manuscript for a book extremely close to a deadline, he would half heartedly answer it, I would get mad thus following Yuki getting annoyed, Yuki kicks me out of the house, Yuki misses me, we have sex. I really don't like the routine, but boy is the make-up sex amazing. As much as I'd like to have sex with Yuki, well, who wouldn't, I wanted a serious answer this time. And if Shindou Shuichi couldn't have an answer, no one could! Or, just have some sex. One or the other was fine!

I decided to counter attack. I got up from my not-so comfortable spot the floor and walked over to Yuki's spot on the spinny chair. I slowly, but don't forget silently, wrapped my arms around Yuki's upper neck. Immediately I felt a strong response when my skin met his. Yes, we're going in the right direction. Following the arms I placed my head on the crook of Yuki's neck. As if on cue, Yuki immediately stopped typing and shuddered when he felt me place my head on his right shoulder.

"I asked you if am I sexy."

"…Huh?"

"You know…"

I took the chance to lick him on the neck while the atmosphere was still right. Yuki tensed up, yes, yes this is going just as planned.

"Idiot."

"Huh? What's that? Is the great Yuki Eiri admitting that this super awesome man of a boyfriend is sexy?"

"Get off me."

"Aww, come one Yuki! I wanna know, I wanna!"

"If I answer will you shut up?"

"Yah!"

"No."

"No…what?"

"No."

"I'm not-"

"Sexy, yes."

"Yes?"

"Yep."

"I'm not…"

"No."

"Sexy?"

"Yep."

Where was this conversation going? Oh well, that seemed like an answer to me!

"Yuki I love youuuu!"

"Huh!? What the-!"

"Kiss me Yuki!"

"You're not sexy! You're an embarrassment!"

"I love you too, Yuki!!"

"Sto- where do you think you're putting your deformed hands?!"

"Let's make love, Yuki!!"

"Get off of me!"

"I'm sexy!! Yuki said I'm sexy!!….I think.." he realized.

"Idiot! Don't just stop undressing me when you realize your logic is that of a 8 year old's!"

"Yeah, because I'm-!"

"Please don't-"

"SEXY!!"

I took the time to dress into my school girl outfit, just to make the moment feel special. Aren't I just the greatest?

"You idiot, get over here and finish your job, you toilet hole!!"


"Stupid machine!! Give me back my 100 yen!! I know where you live!!"

I kicked the stupid juice machine. Don't blame me, it's the machine. Its stupid. It stole my money. Stupid money. Money is for stupid people. Stupid NG. Yeah you heard me. This whole world is stupid! Because I can't get a single drink around here makes everyone stupid! Yeah even K! K you stupid person, walking towards me. You should cut your stupid long hair. Because it's stupid long hair. You're stupid K. I hate you K.

"K! Gimme some money! I'm thistyyyy!" Shuichi said as he grabbed his manager by the suspender strap. Politely.

"Save if for later Shuichi, I got some big news for Bad Luck!" K said as he pushed Shuichi to the floor.

"Really!?"Shuichi squealed as he got off of the floor.

"Really!" he answered.

"Really, really!?"

"Really really!"

"Really, really re-"

"Get your ass in the recording studio!" K shouted as he shot a bazooka at Shuichi in the direction of the recording studio.

Stupid K.


"K! You didn't have to shoot me!" Shuichi whined at him as annoyingly as he could.

Suguru looked ready to start a rant, "Yeah K, one day you might seriously hurt Shindou-san! Think of what that might do to Bad-"

"Can it Fujisaki," Hiro sighed, "Let's just get this news over with, roger that K?"

Thank you Hiro buddy! I don't know what I'd do with out you!

K started. "Yes sir! Ahem."

K said picked up this sheet of paper out of his pocket. I would imagine they were big bottomless pockets. I mean, really, how many guns does he plan to have appear out of nowhere?

"As you know, Sakuma Ryuichi is returning to Japan from America to vacation a bit after some extensive movie filming. He has put it in the case that he wants to release a single, because quote: "Shuichi is the greatest singer ever!! I wanna sing with him forever and ever and everrr!!"

K even took the time to dress up in a bunny costume. Not bad. Oh yes, the letter.

"So, he has asked of Shuichi, to release a duet with him for the occasion. As your loyal manager slash salary-man, it was my duty to accept the offer; regardless of what you think, Shuichi!"

K patted me on the back oh so softly. Yes, so soft to the touch. So soft, he pushed me to the floor. Thanks Mr. Salary-man. Couldn't have done it without ya. Oh wait. Wait. It's all coming to me now. Sakuma-san…duet…singing…accepting…100 yen! Yes! It's all clear!

"…I'm doing a duet with Sakuma-san?" Shuichi asked dumb-founded.

"Yes! I'm so proud of you Shuichi!" K appeared in a woman's costume. "My little boy has grown up to be such a fine man don't you agree, Pa?" K said in a womanly voice.

"Yes, my son has exceeded my expectations for him and has grown to be a fine, fine man. Gay, but fine." K said in a manlier voice.

"K…please take off that sumo-wrestler costume…" Hiro said while mumbled into his hand.

Sumo…wait..

"Hey!"


"So K dresses up in a sumo-wrester costume while he's imitating my father! I mean Jesus! Has he even met my father!? He thinks he can just barge in and tell me I'm doing a duet with Sakuma-san and then dress up to what he believes is my father!? Wait…hold on a minute…Have you even met my father!? Has Fujisaki met my father!? I gotta call my father down here some time, god damn! He can even bring my mother along-"

"You're doing a duet with Sakuma?" Yuki asked him. Politely.

Shuichi turned around. "Yah! Isn't that what the conversation was about?"

"Uhh, no, you got carried away with the "my father" part." Yuki answered.

"…Oh.."

Silence.

"I don't accept." Yuki abruptly stated.

"Accept what?" Shuichi asked.

"Sakuma."

"San?"

"Yep."

"You don't accept Sakuma-san?"

"Not in the slightest."

"Why not?…Oh, wait. Is it about him…you know.."

"Kissing you? Yes. Quite."

"Quite, huh?"

"Quite."

"Quite."

"Quite."

"…."

"I'm doing it anyways."

"No you're not."

"Yuh huh! Just watch me!"

"Quite."

"Oh, would you stop it with the quite!?"

"Not until you stop this duet from being released!"

"Nooo!"

"Quite."

"Aghhh!"

"Look, I don't want you to be exposed to him again. You don't know what I went through to forget him."

"Oh, so you can forget Sakuma-san so easily but not Kitazawa huh?"

Ahhh fuck. Oh sorry kiddies. No bad language intended.

"Fuck you."

"Well, fuck you too Eiri! I'm tired of you always including Kitazawa in everything! Just give it a damn rest!"

"No, you included him!"

"Nuuh uh!"

"Yuuh huh!"

Let us skip the violence, yes?

3 minutes later:

"Well, Fuck you!" Yuki said as he escorted/pushed Shuichi outside to the front step.

"Fuck you, Yuki!" Shuichi said while Yuki slammed the door.

Blood was trickling down my mouth. That bastard hit me. He really hit me. Now that I think about it, I'm going to go back to NG to hit that machine. Stupid machine. Stupid Yuki. And you know what? Stupid sexy me.


I spent the night at NG. It turns out I hit the machine so hard that all the drinks came out of the machine. Being the nice person I was, I didn't want to waste them all, sooo I just let nature take its course. I drank them. All. With the janitor, of course. It was fun as hell, don't get me wrong. That's how I ended up here. In Seguchi-san's office. I believe right now as we speak he's giving me a lecture on how NOT to spend an all-nighter at a corporate office building. Bullshit. Pure bullshit right here.

"So in that situation, I would recommend that you call up a relative or close friend to spend the night with. not at a corporate office building with a broken juice machine and a corrupt janitor. You may leave now, Shindou-san." he said with a smile.

Eck, that thing creeps me out. Well, at least that thing is over. He led me out of his office and escorted me into the elevator. He pressed the lobby floor button and accompanied me until the doors opened and I got the hell outta there. Well at least I tried. Right when the doors opened something toppled me over. Ah, shit.

"Shuichi! I missed youuu!"

Sakuma Ryuichi.

"H-hi there Sakuma-san-" Shuichi nervously muttered as he tried to adjust the body on top of him.

"Ryuichi." he corrected him.

"Eh…right-" he answered.

"Shuichiiii, Kumagoro huggles for you!" Ryuichi said as he pulled out and shoved the bunny, that has been who knows where and back, into his face.

"O-okay?" he asked.

"Hehehe!!" he laughed.

"Hehe…?" he answered.

"Ryuichi, I didn't expect you to arrive here until twelve," Seguchi-san bitterly said to Ryuichi, smiling his trademark scary grin. Ryuichi smiled. "Mmm! But Kumagoro couldn't wait to see Shuichi so he demanded we get here as early as possible!" Ryuichi smiled as he poked Kumagoro multiple times, presumably making his presence known. "Oh, well it's nice to see you again, Ryuichi." he said, wearing that yucky thing on his face again. "You too Tohma, hehe!" he exclaimed.

Ryuichi flinched. He stared at the bunny that was currently shoved into Shuichi's mouth and then smiled.

"Oh! Thanks Kuma, I almost forgot." Ryuichi said as he got his weight Shuichi, finally. The bunny was useful sometimes.

"Sooo, are you excited that we're gonna do a duet together?" He asked Shuichi playfully.

Shuichi tensed. "Eh, yeah I am, hehe.." he replied, very smoothly, at that.

"Great, Shuichi, you've gotten acquainted with Ryuichi already!" Called stupid K from a distance.

"K! I missed you too!" Sakuma-san squealed.

"Come on, Shuichi!" They both yelled from the balcony.

Shuichi jumped. "When did they-"

"Too slow!" K and Ryuichi both yelled as they carried/kidnapped him to the recording studio.


For the next two days, it was mostly, uh, boring. Sakuma-san and I went over the lyrics, Yuki and I had awesome make-up sex, and to top it all off, we are going to sing the duet tonight. Yuki still disapproves of me releasing a single with Sakuma-san, but I told him to fuck off, which he did.

"Are you coming to the concert tonight?" he questioned Yuki.

"Nope." he answered.

Shuichi frowned. "Why not!" he pleaded.

"Busy."

"How far are you into your book?"

"Two hundred thirty four."

"Wow."

"Yep."

"How much more to go?"

"One hundred seventy six."

"God damn…wait how-"

"Estimate."

"Oh…Cool.."

"Yep."

Silence.

"Say, Yuki.."

"Yes."

"Do you like juice?"


"5 minute until show-time, Shindou-san!"

"Yes, ma'am!"

Gods is this costume itchy. But I have to admit, I look pretty sexy. Irony. Ouch. Speaking of ouch, boy does my face hurt. Specifically, my lip. Where Yuki punched me.

"Hey! Can a guy get some juice around here!?"

"Shuichiii! You can share mine!!" Ryuichi obliged to him as he popped literally out of nowhere.

Yes! I knew you would come around sometime Sakuma!

"Ah, thank you Sakuma-"

"Ryuichi."

"Right."

I politely-as-possibly snatched the juice out of Sakuma-san's hands. Minding my manners, I nervously smiled at him, receiving a harmless grin back from Sakuma-san. The juice was pretty good. I guess he really does have a good taste in juice, even if it is a store bought juice box. I prefer canned juice, but just as well.

Just smiling at Sakuma-san suddenly made me very, very nervous. A feeling coiled up in my gut and my breath suddenly hitched. I guess I really didn't take the time to realize that I was singing with THE Sakuma Ryuichi. It was from me staring at my ceiling listening to my Nittle Grasper CD, just dreaming of a day like this, to it actually coming true. Again. But this time it's for real. Wow. Cheesy. Heh heh.

"You okay Shuichi?" he interrupted Shuichi's train of thought.

"Oh! Uh, right, sorry. Heh." he replied nervously.

"Shuichi looks nervous, does he wanna borrow Kumagoro for good luck!?" Ryuichi suggested.

"I guess, if it's alright with you..?"

"No, Kuma loves Shuichi! And so does Ryuichi!"

My heart skipped a beat.

"Uhhh…"

"Ahh! Shuichi! You got a boo-boo?!" Ryuichi gasped he started dramatically pointing his finger at Shuichi's lip.

Ugh.

"Oh.. this is nothing really.."

I looked at the floor. Why? No idea. I think I spotted a stick of pocky somewhere…

"Kumagoro will heal everything from colds to cancer!!" He said as he put the doll on the other singer's head.

"Right.." Shuichi replied, nervously.

"One minute until show-time, Shindou-san, Sakuma-san!" called the woman crew-member again.

"Oh! A-Yes ma'am!" Shuichi called.

Ryuichi gleamed, "To the stage-pyon!!" he yelled as he grabbed Shuichi's ankle.

Oh shit, not again.

"Hurry up Shuiichii!! Hehehee!!"

I screamed. Like the little girl I was. I would have at least wanted to enter the stage NOT screaming like a girl, but ah, all's well that ends well, right? As soon as I heard the crowd screaming, I immediately started screaming louder. That damned Sakuma, what the hell was he trying to do!? Maybe he's trying to ruin me again, yeah, just like last time. Sakuma, you bastard, you always pick on the little guy! What are you, thirty two or something!? You don't look a day over sixteen you bastard!

"Introducing the one and only: Shindouu Shuiichii!!" laughed Ryuichi as he ran to the center stage.

Oh no. Oh dear..

"Wait, what are you doing, Sakuma-san?!"

"Sakuma-saan?!"

"Saku- uwaah!!"

I flew on the stage and landed on my left cheek, face first that is. Perfect, just perfect.

"Shuichi!! Wait up, hehe!!" he called running after Shuichi, occasionally waving to random fans.

Oh, can it Sakuma!

"O-ouch…" Shuichi whimpered on the floor, surrounded by screaming fans.

Pulling Shuichi's hand, Ryuichi lifted him off the stage floor, "Hehe, sorry Shuichi! I was just making an appearance for you, hehe!" he giggled. Annoyingly, at that.

Somehow through all of it, the Kumagoro doll remained in the same place, on top of Shuichi's head. Completely unmoved. Shuichi looked around at his surroundings. Insane-ridden fans surrounded the stage around him as they called Ryuichi and his names. He giggled and waved nervously at them, oblivious as to what to do.

"Shuichi."

He turned around to see Ryuichi behind him. He no longer had a playful grin, but a serious cold look. Shuichi took a nervous step back. He panicked as introduction of the song started. In Ryuichi's hand appeared a microphone. Smirking, he offered the mic to Shuichi. He gazed at him, frozen with shock.

"Wha-"

"Let's sing our hearts out, Shuichi." he grinned. Shuichi stared.

I just stared into my idol's eyes. It's the same face that I have been seeing all those times before, in the past. I'm so jealous of him, yet, I know that were equals. I beat him at his own game before. He's no longer a singer. But I still cant help but feel that he's a god to me.

That's when I realized that this was Sakuma-san's game. He is playing a game with me. But not a demeaning, cold, ugly game again. He wants to sing with the one who admires him most. To make me better, to have more confidence. To know that he should no longer be considered my god, when he considers me his.

I smiled.

"Yeah."

"You lose yourself in the crowd, with your cold eyes and closed heart

If you're just going to be wounded without searching for tenderness

Don't be afraid of the dark night as your colors fade each time you pass someone.

It's melody, gather up the lost pieces of your heart

So that someday you can laugh again, yeah

Just melody, you really have a gentle, innocent smile I'll always protect it

You won't be able to find the answer like one who knows good and evil

But find your feelings again, it's not too late

It's melody, meetings and partings give you a new sound

A sound so you don't lose that smile, yeah

Just melody melody, don't forget it, even if we're far apart I can hear your melody

You were all alone and freezing

Feeling like even the light reflected in the window wouldn't shine on you

It's melody, gather up the lost pieces of your heart

So that someday you can laugh again, yeah

Just melody, being played on the score of time

Alone since the day you were born

It's melody, meetings and partings give you a new sound

A sound so you don't lose that smile, yeah

Just melody melody, that song you sang once upon a time I swear I'll never forget it

You are my song

And I'll be with you

Friends will be friends

Forever and ever together."

That night was a magical one at that. I learned that our concert had over a half-million people attending for one song, let alone an estimate of 20 million people watching the live broadcast world-wide. Later that night, I was informed that our single had sold over 4 million copies world-wide in one day. I never would have imagined that I could have sold such an amount in a day, or that I would even be up on stage with my idol again.

"Shuichi."

"Yah?"

Then, again, I never imagined that my idol would kiss me once again; this time on a stage in front of millions of people and probably more to come.

For Further Notice: The lyrics above are English lyrics to the song: Melody by UVERworld.

The song is perfect for a RyuShu perspective :D.

If you think about it, the singer's voice does sound like a mixture of Shuichi's and Ryuichi's singing voices.