A is for Anna Heartfilia
Honestly, Master Makarov swore whenever he thought of all the trouble Fairy Tail caused (not to mention all the paperwork, he could start bawling right now thinking about it). Somehow, even when they were not planning to get into trouble - come to think of it, do those brats plan anything? - they still got into trouble. Guild Wars, The Infinity Clock and the destruction one team (cough, cough Team Natsu cough, cough) managed to make. He rued the day he ever thought it was a good idea to put Natsu, Gray and Erza in a team together. At least Lucy was there to restrain them but even then, she proved she could be JUST as destructive as the rest of them. Damn, his brats were rubbing of on all the "newbs." He couldn't have at least ONE normal brat.
Sure Team Natsu was powerful but following one of First Master's Laws of Fairy Tail Physics - With power there is ALWAYS destruction and Team Natsu was as destructive as they got. The other masters were right when they said Celestial Wizards were magnets for trouble and combined with Fairy Tail which was an even bigger magnet, it was incredible it managed to stay standing for this long. (Of course, he had his brats to thank for that but don't tell 'em that. He'd never live it down.)
It all started with Miss. Heartfilia. No, not Lucy - Anna. Anna was an amazing woman. Brave, kind, smart. It was no wonder Lucy turned out this way with an ancestor like that. Unfortunately, she was best friends with Acnologia. Some may even say they had a budding romance. That dragon was a piece of crap, an okay piece of crap but STILL a piece of crap. Together those two made the biggest amount of trouble in existence. Oh yes, he heard all the stories from Mavis. They were drop dead hilarious (anything was hilarious as long as he didn't need to deal with the paperwork or the financial issues).
Anna was definitely a great (maybe the most powerful) celestial wizard and he was proud to say that Lucy (one of his most beloved brats, despite what he says) was catching up quickly and may even overpass Anna. As well as magic, there was something else passed down between generations. He had seen pictures of Anna (courtesy of Mavis) and let's just say both Heartfilia's were BABES. Curves in all the right places, those porcelain faces and those bounc-
"MASTER STOP BEING A PERVERT AND GET TO WORK!!!!! THOSE PAPERS WON'T SIGN THEMSELVES!!!!!!"
Demon Mirajane. *gulp* How she knew about his perverted thoughts, he didn't know. She's deadly yet gorgeous. Come to think of it, all his brats were a bunch of good looking people. Lucky Bastards! Aaaah! He could think of this all day. Lucy, Mira, Anna-
"MASTER, THE PAPERWORK!!!"
Right, the paperwork. *sigh* He was in for a long day as usual. If he could ignore all his brats, avoid this paperwork and drink booze all day long he would be happy. Sadly, this was not the case. He could think about Anna another day, right now he had paperwork to do.