Disclaimer: I do not own, nor have I written Harry Potter. And even if I did, I probably would not have written this stupid of a story. And just because these are the couples does not mean these are the couples I support. Only Ron and Hermione. :D
Clarification: (BT- Bob Thomson, the smarmy, annoying host of the show)
All people's names/abbreviations have been changed to their new, married, last names)
Chapter 1- The Introduction
BT: Hello! I'm your host, Bob Thomson, and welcome to...
Audience: The Newlywed game!
BT: And today, we have a special twist! All of these people were school chums who, get this, haven't seen or talked to each other in 7 years! Some of them are even related! So let's welcome couple number 1! They were best friends since they were eleven! Let's give a big hand to...
(Ron and Hermione walk on stage, each waving and smiling nervously)
BT: Ron Weasley, and Hermione Weasly, who have been married for 7 years! Welcome!
HW: Hi Bob. It's wonderful to be here.
RW: Yeah! Great...
BT: Our next couple is one that many thought wouldn't happen. She was his best friend's little sister. He was the hero of her girlhood fantasy! Please welcome couple number two!
(Harry and Ginny walk out, waving and smiling happily. Over the last ten years, Ginny has attempted to make her hair a more attractive shade. Mouse blonde.)
BT: Harry and Ginny Potter! This couple has only been married for 9 months!
GP: Hi Bob.
RW: Ginny! How could you?! I knew once you started dating him in 5th year, there would only be troub-
HP: Mind your own business Ron. I would think of all people, you would know what it's like to betray a friend by fancying someone.
BT: Hey Now! Let's not get into old rivalries! We Still have two more couples!
(Both Ron and Harry face in opposite directions as to not look at each other.)
BT: Our next couple has been described as "evil" and "horrid"!! Come on out, couple number 3!
(Malfoy and Pansy walk out, smiling smugly. The other couples give them evil glares, which is the only similarity)
BT: Say hello to Draco and Pansy Malfoy! This couple has been married e years, and have a daughter! Welcome!
DM: Hello Bob.
PM: We're so honored to be here.
BT: And our last couple really broke the mold. They fell in love at work! Both faculty members at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, they were staff when the other three couples were students! Who is this mystery couple? We'll find out, after this word from our sponser!
MM: who will the couple be??? Stay tuned for answers!