Chapter 1:
A judge is running down the street. Something is after him, but he doesn't know what.( We shall call him the "Being" for now.) The judge manages to run into a church where he thinks he is safe.
Being: How many poor people have you put in jail? How many rich people have you set free? You don't deserve to live!
A priest intervenes.
Priest: (to the being) This is a house of God! I demand you to leave this instant!
The being grabs the priest by the throat.
Being: Your god is a pussy!
The judge runs toward the alter. The being points his finger toward him and a energy beam comes flying out at the judge. The alter is completely destroyed.
Priest: (choking) Who are you?
Being: I am that of before time and space.
The being takes one last look at the priest and squeezes his neck. The priest's head explodes.
Being: Now those two are what a good judge and priest are!
He leaves the church. The being gets into his car and heads to San Fransisco.