First of all, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Second of all, I know Vines' dead, BUT I COULDN'T MAKE A WHOLE STORY, SO HAVE BUNCH OF RANDOM SHIT.
"Hey, Mothra, Toss me keys" Guardian Ghidorah shouts before dodging a tree that was about to hit him."I said my keys"
"I though you said Christmas Tree"
"Why the fuck would I say Christmas Tree?!"
Zilla and Zilla jr. listen to the song he picked
Stroka my licka my sucka ma cock
"What the fuck?!" Zilla bitchslaps Zilla jr.
"OW! WHY MOTHER?!"
Minilla see a person, "Santa?"
That person runs away.
"Why does keep running away?" Minilla asks while her older brother, Godzilla jr lows his guard.
"He see you when you're sleeping, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE." Baragon sings aggressively?
"Who?" Anguirus asked
"SANTA."
"Why are you yelling?!"
"Because I'm on my period."
"...You're a girl?"
"This about what I want for Christmas", Rodan said. He plays the piano for bit, before saying,
"Money."
I don't want all for-
"Fuck that, I want a lot of shit!", Biollante yelled while she crushed the radio.
Erika was simply facepalming the kaiju in question.
"I had so much for Christmas", Shin Godzilla said "What did you get this Christmas?"
"FAT!" Godzilla'14 said "I got fat this Christmas, you asshole."
"My name is Destoroyah and I like Christmas!" Destoroyah said.
"Merry Christmas, fellows!" He said to Manda and Titanosaurus
"The fuck", Manda said to herself.
Mothra Leo was minding his own business before-
"Merry Christmas!" Destoroyah scared him. "Want a candy cane?"
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!