To the tune of Part of Your World from the little mermaid.
Part of Fangtasia
Look at this place
a vampires treat.
Wouldn't you think I had enough to eat?
wouldn't you think I'm the vamp
the vamp who drinks anyone?
Look at this bar
diseases untold
how many fangbangers can one building hold?
Looking around here you'd think
sure, she'd drink anything.
We've got red heads and brunettes a-plenty.
This is servant and master galore.
You want necrophilia?
Well there's plenty.
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.
I wanna kill all the people here
I wanna see, wanna see them screaming
crawling around on those- what do you call 'em?
Oh – stumps!
Dragging those stumps, no you won't get far
legs are required for running from me
Hiding because you have – what do you call it?
No sense
Yes you can walk, yes you can run
you're only alive because there is sun
wandering free, someday you'll be
one of my slaves
what would I give if I could live without mainstreaming
what would I pay to spend a day free from these rules
old school did rule, torture was cool
you didn't even get done for it.
Stupid humans sick of living
ready to die!
I'm ready to kill how I used to kill
tear, gouge or torture or suck your blood dry
light a fire and watch your house – what's the word
Burn!
When's it my turn?
When can I kill? Killing just for the sake of the thrill
Happy and free,
Wish I could be
Working elsewhere.
Eric put down the paper he had found on Pam's desk decided he needed to find her a new hobby... One that didn't involve Disney musicals.
I finished this in August 09, just looked at it again and thought it was pretty funny, which surprised me. Maybe I should do another what do you think, with another character? Ahhh it won't let me do paragraphs and what-not!