Five Times Mike Thought Harvey Was A Vulcan (a Suits fanfiction)
Rated: T
Pairings: Mike/Harvey
Summary: And the one time his human side shined through. Slash.
A/N: This is the first time I'm doing a story like this. I'm a 5 +1 virgin lol. But I was watching some Star Trek and, well, I got this idea. I hope you like it :) These will probably be shortish chapters. I know, you usually don't break them up, but I want to. Also, I realize many of you are going to think this is stupid, and I'm not going to be offended if you tell me so. I'd welcome it, in fact. *cough* please review *cough*
The First Time (Posted 10 November 2011)
"What are you doing here?" Harvey asked without looking up from his work as Mike strode into his office.
"Working?" Mike answered, a hint of 'duh' in his voice.
"I thought I told you that if you were late one more time, I'd fire you."
"You did. But you didn't mean it."
"Oh?" Now Harvey looked up.
Mike sighed. "Well, I guess if you're serious I can go, but then you'd have to give all my work to another associate, one who will probably fuck it all up. And then you'd have to find a new associate, and I'm sure Donna would be real happy to go through that process again..."
"Yeah, yeah." Harvey hid his amusement by looking back down at the papers on his desk and scowling.
"If it helps, I'm sorry I'm late, okay?"
Harvey shook his head slightly, more out of annoyance than disagreement. "Apologies are illogical."
Mike blinked in confusion. "What?"
"You heard me. Now get to work. And the next time you're late, I will fire you."
"Yeah, sure you will." Mike smiled a cocky smile, knowing Harvey didn't miss it when he glanced up at him.
He walked out of the office wondering if Harvey realized what he said. He probably hadn't, which was odd considering his reputation as a man who always said the right thing. Maybe he was messing with him? Or maybe he'd just been watching too much Star Trek lately. Either way, Mike decided to just forget about it and try to get some actual work done.