The Adventures of:
The Butterfly Ballerina
And Sidekick Virginia
Episode 1:
"Of Hobbies and Heroes"
zoom in to Leon and Cloud watching "Tele-Tubbies" on a couch in the living room of a random apartment building in the middle of nowhere
-show ends-
Cloud- (turns off TV in tears) That Poe gets me every time…..
Leon- Dude, you really need a hobby
Cloud- (blinks) Like collecting Pokemon cards?
Leon- (boinks Cloud on the head) NO! Something more civilized!
Cloud- Like collecting rocks?
Leon- Don't you have enough in your head already?
Cloud- Well you're not exactly the hairiest monkey in the dancing academy
Leon- ……That makes NO SENSE!!!!!!
Cloud- (flips hair) that's 'cause my rocks are smarter than yours
Leon- THAT'S IT!!!! (fumbles around "down there")
Cloud- DUDE! PUT THAT AWAY!!!!!
-Meanwhile on the Other Side of the Apartment Building-
Sora- (bursts in door) RIKUUUU!!!!!!!! Look what I found!!! (hold up creepy, demented, wolf like doll)
Riku- Why did I agree to living with you again
Sora- (makes puppy eyes, clutches creepy wolf thing and begins crying) RIKU HATES ME!!!!!!!!
Riku- ( throws bologna sandwich at Sora)I don't hate you! Now go make me another sandwich!
Sora- (converses with Creepy Wolf Thing for a minute) OK!!!! (goes into kitchen, fixes Riku eggs)
Riku- Hey…..this isn't a sandwich!!!
Sora- Oh…..sorry (takes two pieces of bread out of back pocket and puts them on top of eggs)
-Back on the Other Side of the Apartment Building-
Cloud- Well we could take up hula dancing……
Leon- Maybe……hey since when did I get included in this????
Cloud- (pokes fingers together) Well you need a hobby too…….
Leon- I already have a hobby!!!!!!
Cloud- Collecting vibrators isn't a hobby!!!!!!!
Leon- Yes it….how did you find out about that?!?!?!?!?
Cloud-…you stash them under my pillow, stupid!!!!
Leon- Oh…..Well we could take up face painting
Cloud- or bird calling….
Leon- we could up bungee jumping!
Cloud- No, I hate heights…….we could take up flying!
Leon- With what? (Flicks Cloud's pathetic little wing)
Cloud- (pouts) Hey I can fly!
Leon- Yea and so can penguins
Cloud- I know!!! Let's be superheroes like spider man, super man, daffy duck…..and maybe even BARNEY!!!!!
Leon- (boinks Cloud on the head) What have we discussed about revealing to the general public that you STILL think Barney is a superhero……you do have a good idea though. Being Superheroes is easy! Protect a few lives here and there, rescue cats from trees plus it gives you a lot of street credit…..THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!!!!
Cloud- (pulls out tape recorder) December 56, 200-2 A.D., Leon thinks I have a good idea…..
Leon- Dude, your way off….today's Tuesday!
Cloud- (looks at watch) I've got to get this thing fixed
Leon- Now on to the first step of Superhero-dom, DISCOVERING A SECRET IDENTITY!!!!
And now for prank time with random characters!
Today's random characters are:
Riku and Sora
-At a random department store-
Riku- (gives shopping cart full of condoms to Sora) OK…now you need to go around the store and put these in people's well…things. Got that?
Sora- Yep! (dashes about store attempting to shove boxes of condoms down people's pants)
Riku- (grabs Sora by shirt collar) What have I told you about going into other people's pants while I'm around??? Now go make me a sandwich!!!!
Sora- (shoves box of condoms between two pieces of bread and gives to Riku)
Riku-…….I can't eat this!
Sora- Why not? They're cherry flavored!!!