Dafuq did I just write?

"I just got back from F21 . Best necklaces ever!" Rydel smiled walking into the room.

"That's where poor people shop!" Kim laughed.

"Piss off Kim!" Eliana said.

"Fine! I have fun things to do!" Kim scowled leaving the Lynch house.

"Stupid whore" Riker exclaimed.

"Riker!" Curt shouted.

" ...shit, I didn't mean it" Riker stuttered leaving a mad Curt.

"Sure you didn't!" Curt left as well.

"FUCK MY LIFE!" Riker cried.

"Hey it's fine, we'll get rid of that pathetic bitch soon." Rocky said putting his brother on the back.

"He's not even gay though! What difference would it make?"

"He might be bi" Rocky replied

"I doubt it" Riker sulked.

"My gayda says other wise" Eliana mumbled.

"Hey I know what will cheer us up!" Rydel chimed. "Someone loves Eli!"

"Seriously? Who?" Riker asked slowly starting to recover.

"Drum roll please Ell"

Ellington did a drum beat on the drums.

"MY BROTHER!"

"which one?" Eliana questioned.

"Think about it" Was all Rydel said.

"okay... Riker's gay, Ross loves Laura-"

"Hey!"

"so it's either Rocky or Ryland."

"think" Rydel laughed.

"I don't know!"

"It's Rocky" Riker said without any emotion.

"WHAT!?" Liana and Rocky screamed in unison.

"seriously?" Eliana asked.

"uh huh"

"oh" and with that she left the room.

"Thanks guys, for ruining our friendship" Rocky glared at everyone.

"your welcome" Riker smiled.

"Aren't you still sad about Curt?"

"Misery loves company"

"Fuck you!" Rocky yelled pushing Riker backwards slightly.

"Leave Riker alone!" Curt shouted walking back into the room.

"Get the popcorn!" Ellington said engrossed in the drama.

"Riker I'm so sorry, I have been on here since you said 'fuck my life'. I'm sorry I got married to such a bitch. I love you. Please be my boyfriend."

"You're not joking..."

"no"

"But you're married!" Riker said.

"I'm getting divorced. I'm gay. Plus we never had sex so it wasn't official."

"OH MY GOD, YES I WILL BE! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

"Starbucks 4:30. see you later"

"I won't miss it" Riker replied winking at Curt.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwww" Rydel, Ell and Ross chorused.

"As happy as I am for you two. I kinda have an issue here" Rocky said.

"Get her back here, I'll sort this out" Curt demanded.

"I texted her. She's never left" Ellington pointed to the opening door.

"What do you guys want?"

"Me and Riker are together"

"seriously?" Eli asked again.

"Yea. We both love each other and are going out later"

"OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. NIFF 36 X FOREVER!"

"Wanna know something that will make it even better?" Curt requested.

"Of course" She replied.

"There is someone who loves you. your talent, your looks, your personality, your everything and I know you like them to. they're the three to YOUR six."

"Stop joking about this, it isn't funny"

"It's not a joke" Rocky mumbled.

"Hand me some popcorn!" Ross grabbed the bowl from Rydel.

"Really?"

"Yep, Your amazing"

"Back at you" Eliana hesitantly replied.

"So wanna go to the cinema tomorrow?"

"HELLS YEAH"

"Not you Ross!"

" ... Oh"

"I'd love too"

(-)(-)(-)

"RIKURT IN DA HOUSE!" Riker yelled dragging Curt into his home.

"I'm dating a secret African" Curt laughed.

"WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT' CURT?" Titus said impersonating Gary Coleman.

And then everyone laughed. Life was good. For now...