Just a shot one shot that was inspired by a random conversation during my free period today at school. It was so random! Lol. I hope you enjoy it ;) x

Narnia

Emmett and Nessie stood outside the house of Emmett and Nessie's favourite male actor, Taylor Lautner.

"Remind me why we're here again?" Nessie asked, her topaz eyes fixed on the house before her.

"He's our favourite actor, remember?" Emmett replied, a grin lighting up his face.

Nessie stared transfixed at the screen as the credit for New Moon rolled up the screen. "Wow."
"I think Taylor Lautner is my new favourite male actor! Move over Johnny Depp!" Emmett grinned. "I mean that kid is awesome! He was great in Shark Boy and Lava Girl and even in his lesser role in Cheaper by the Dozen 2, he was good."

Nessie sat up a little. "He was in those? I have to watch them. He is hot!" She smiled.

Beside her, Jacob pouting slightly. "What about me, Baby?" He whined pitifully.

Nessie pecked him on the lips, earning an uncomfortable look from both Bella and Edward. "Aw, you're still cute. But you have to admit he was one sexy guy. Portrayed you really well."

Jacob ran a hand through his hair. "Yep, I really am one sexy guy." He said with slight arrogance.

Nessie nodded. "I get that fact he's our favourite actor, but why are we stalking him?"

"Technically, we're not stalking." Emmett reminded Nessie, avoiding the answer.

"Emmett, we're dressed all in black and our standing outside his house with plans to break in." Nessie sighed.

"Ah, yes but we're not stalking him. Just breaking and entering." Emmett pointed out. "And we are breaking and entering because you wanted something of his. That and I thought it might be a fun way to kill a few night hours."

Nessie rolled her eyes. "Whatever, but I still don't see why you have to wear the wolf mask."

"I don't. It's just cool." Emmett grinned, pulling off the foam mask of a wolf's face. He tossed it casually onto the floor and looked up at the window above them. "Ready?"

"Yeah, might as well." Nessie huffed before copying the stance that Emmett had taken, a crouched stance.

They leapt into the air and landed nimbly, with Vampire grace and ease, on the window ledge. Emmett prised open the window and the two slipped inside.

Finally, they made it to the room at the end of the corridor and their destination. Emmett threw open the doors and the two entered the room of Taylor Lautner.

The Vampire and Half Vampire nosed around the room for a bit and Emmett picked up Taylor's aftershave. "I'm keeping this." He muttered, slipping it into his jacket pocket. "Come on, pick your souvenir and we'll get going."

Before Nessie could look at anything more the door opened and the man himself entered. At once, the two Vampires rushed with the speed of their kind into the wardrobe, hiding amongst Taylor's various coats and jackets that were hung up.

"He's coming this way." Nessie hissed, her eyes wide as she watched her favourite actor head towards her.

"There's only one thing for it." Emmett whispered with a voice laden with resolve.

"What?" Nessie asked.

Emmett didn't reply but instead threw open the wardrobe doors and walked casually out. "Wow, man. You have Narnia in your wardrobe." He told the stunned actor. "It's awesome!"

Nessie ducked her head before following her uncle out of the wardrobe. "Yeah, uh, great fun. Mr Tumnus is really nice." She said a bashful look on her face.

Taylor gave the two a bewildered look as Emmett skipped out his room singing about Narnia with an embarrassed Nessie following him. The door shut behind them and he stayed in the same position for a minute, too stunned to move.

Suddenly, the door opened again and the dark brown haired girl with unusual eyes entered again. "Forgot my sweater." She muttered, walking over to his stool.

She grabbed his sweater off of the stool and hurried out again.

"Hey! That's my sweater!" Taylor yelled.

But the girl was already gone and the door was shut firmly behind her. Taylor sighed heavily and moved to his cabinet to get ready for going to the club with his mates. He reached for his aftershave only to find it gone. "Where's my aftershave!"

Emmett and Nessie strolled casually into the Cullen home, Nessie wearing Taylor's jumper and Emmett applying his aftershave. Edward and Bella were before them in a flash.
"Where have you been?" Bella growled.

"Narnia." Emmett replied with an innocent look on his face.

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