Okay...I'd prefer no flames on this, but do as you'd like. Just don't read
this if you are expecting quality, it is yet another one of my "Let's kill
Harry Potter in a stupid-humour way!!" fics. Also note that it is based on
a four-frame comic I drew. So beware. No one is forcing you to read
this.
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Harry Potter and the Electrical Socket
By Lady Reena, who is in an interesting mood
One day Harry Potter was walking down the street with his friends Ron and Hermione. They were heading to Hermione's house to chill.
When they got there, Hermione unlocked the door and led them inside. She got them all some Diet Pepsi (YES!) and they watched TV.
"I'm bored," Potter complained after awhile. He spotted an electrical socket on a nearby wall.
He got up to look at it. "Say, I wonder what would happen if I stuck my finger in there?"
"Hmmm.." Ron said. He didn't know. He didn't really care, either. He was thinking about the fact that his haircut looked like a chili bowl.
Hermione gasped and shook her head. "Even I don't know what would happen!!" Shock of all shocks!!!
"Oh well, only one way to find out!" said Potter. He stuck his right index finger in.
"ZZT!" said the electrical current. (well not said, but that was the sound it made)
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
shrieked Potter.
It was funny! His already-messy hair all stood out on end!!! His glasses flew off his face and hit Hermione in the nose!! He was also wearing a clip-on tie, which flew up to smack him in the face.
Then Potter collapsed on the floor.
"Harry? Are you alive?" said Hermione, who was kinda worried.
Ron, who was wearing a Happy Noodle Boy shirt, leaned down to inspect Potter.
"Harry?" he said.
Nothing.
"Well, I guess the famous Potter is finally dead!" said Ron.
So they stole Potter's money from his pockets, and went out for ice cream.
The end.
Hopefully.
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Harry Potter and the Electrical Socket
By Lady Reena, who is in an interesting mood
One day Harry Potter was walking down the street with his friends Ron and Hermione. They were heading to Hermione's house to chill.
When they got there, Hermione unlocked the door and led them inside. She got them all some Diet Pepsi (YES!) and they watched TV.
"I'm bored," Potter complained after awhile. He spotted an electrical socket on a nearby wall.
He got up to look at it. "Say, I wonder what would happen if I stuck my finger in there?"
"Hmmm.." Ron said. He didn't know. He didn't really care, either. He was thinking about the fact that his haircut looked like a chili bowl.
Hermione gasped and shook her head. "Even I don't know what would happen!!" Shock of all shocks!!!
"Oh well, only one way to find out!" said Potter. He stuck his right index finger in.
"ZZT!" said the electrical current. (well not said, but that was the sound it made)
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
shrieked Potter.
It was funny! His already-messy hair all stood out on end!!! His glasses flew off his face and hit Hermione in the nose!! He was also wearing a clip-on tie, which flew up to smack him in the face.
Then Potter collapsed on the floor.
"Harry? Are you alive?" said Hermione, who was kinda worried.
Ron, who was wearing a Happy Noodle Boy shirt, leaned down to inspect Potter.
"Harry?" he said.
Nothing.
"Well, I guess the famous Potter is finally dead!" said Ron.
So they stole Potter's money from his pockets, and went out for ice cream.
The end.
Hopefully.
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