Hey bromigos.

I'm AntoRodriguez7 and this is my first story (in english) for "Dude, That's My Ghost!" So please bear with me.

I'll simply say that this is, obviously, an AU because the bromazing BJC is alive here and will probably stay alive for most of my fanfics.

I'll explain some stuff at the end of the chapter and might even do some short bios for the OCs.

Now, please enjoy.


We all do mistakes in our lives.

Some can be fixed, some can't.

But the worst mistake Billy Joe Cobra did...was actually the thing he would never want to regret.

The great Cobra had done one of the most normal thing to the teens nowadays, he had knocked up his girlfriend when he was 16.

The girl's parents had forced her to move back to Texas, but they made her leave the kid with Billy.

"That'll teach that brat."Her father had said.

Billy felt so angered that day that he sent his maid Guadalupe to take care of the kid, while he wrote music in his studio.

The anger disappeared the moment he scribbled his thoughts on a piece of paper.

Later in the night, he had promised to the kid that he'll take care of her.

"Even though, I'm not the right person to be taking care of a kid like you. I'll try to support you and stay right there for you. I promise you that...and The Cobra never breaks his promises."The young man said.


"Ari-Jo!"17-years-old Billy Joe Cobra ran through the hallways looking for the young girl.

He heard some giggling coming from his room and gasped.

"No uh, brozilla!"He shook his head and ran towards the room."You just don't mess up with my stuff and then hide in my room."

He opened the door.

"ARIANA JOAN COHEN!"He yelled.

The 1-year-old girl flinched. He never used their real last name unless she was in trouble.

The teenager took out a paper out of his pocket and unfolded it.

The lyrics of his new song were covered with colorful drawings.

"Like it?"Ari asked, as she shyly looked at the floor.

"No! You just ruined my career, bropuccino cup!"Billy screamed.

He then noticed something.

Ariana was wearing one of his shirts as a dress.

The air smelled like "The Scent Of The Cobra".

Billy, simply, burst into laughs.

"Cobra Junior, what are you wearing?"He laughed harder.

The girl grinned.

"I wanna be like you, Daddy Joe."She said.

Billy smiled.


3-years-old Ariana Cobra kept screaming, as her dad's manager Thomas Henderson dragged her out of the hospital room.

"NO! NO! NO!"She yelled, as she squirmed in the man's arms.

Thomas just handed her to Bobby Wallace, Billy's assistant.

"Take the kid out of here."He ordered."Mr. Cobra is badly injured and I bet that he wouldn't like to see Junior here, seeing him suffer."

Wallace nodded.

He then drove the kid to a nearby fast-food restaurant, the Wi-Fri.

"Will you calm down?"He asked, as he placed the kid on a seat and grabbed the tablet that sat in the middle of the table."What do you want? Do you have any allergies?"

"I'm allergic to jerk salads like you."Ariana folded her arms over her chest.

Bobby rolled his eyes. This kid had surely Billy Joe's attitude.

"Order something."The 22-years-old assistant insisted.

"I order you to shut up...and cheese fries...and a peanut butter sandwich...and a chocolate milkshake."Ari shrugged.

Bobby tapped the order on the tablet and looked at the girl, whom was chewing on some gum.

"Did you lose something, you toolbox?"Ariana snapped.

"For a 3 year old, you're quite smart. Did you noticed that you talk like an adult?"Bobby asked, trying to start a small chat with the carbon copy of Billy Joe Cobra.

"I don't like you, Wallace."Ariana mumbled.


Ariana ran in the hospital room, dragging Bobby by the hand.

Billy was awake, sitting up on his bed and speaking with Thomas.

"I loathe this man."The young girl spoke up, as she pointed at Bobby."You owe me a big one, Henderson. I spent the whole evening with this loser, and he's the most dull person I've ever met. If you excuse me, I got a Cobra to give some love."

She let go of Bobby's hand and climbed on the hospital bed.

She then crawled towards Billy and pulled him into a hug.

"Hey there, Junior."The Cobra smiled, as he brushed her hair with his fingers.

His voice sounded hoarse.

"Are you ok?"The girl looked up and gave Billy a concerned look."Because you're all bromazing and I don't wanna lose you. Plus, who's gonna order Guadalupe make smooth peanut butter sandwiches?"

The young man grinned.

This kid always brought a smile to his face, even in his sourest moments.


So this is...the prologue...I guess.

Ok, so I will start explaining this thing:

-The reason why Billy is in the hospital is because he had a car accident.

-Ariana doesn't trust Bobby, because he seems suspicious to her.

-I may have been, or not, inspired by Ariana Grande to make the character of Ariana Cobra. Well...slightly, because I just used the name and probably some stuff that won't appear in the next chapters 'til Cobra Junior turns 10.

-Just a heads up for future chapters, Billy's dad is dead in my AU.

-This isn't an actual story. Just a bunch of family oneshots with continuity. So if something's out of place(for example: Spence being in 2 chapters and then in the following chapter he's not), don't freak out.

Now, OCs bios:

-Ariana Joan Cohen/Cobra: Billy Joe's daughter, who has the tendency to get in trouble. She also sings, but not as great as The Cobra. She's two years younger than her cousin Jessica Wright and four years younger than her older cousin Spencer. She doesn't have many friends because they all think she's a spoiled brat.

-Guadalupe Ramirez: A lazy Mexican maid, who always complains about her job even thought she adores working at the Cobra Mansion. She calls Billy "SeƱor Cobra". She often speaks in Spanish.

-Thomas Henderson: Billy Joe Cobra's manager, who's always smoking a cigarette or drinking tequila. He's usually a calm guy that lets Billy yell at him, because "when The Cobra isn't throwing diva-fits, he has a creative mind".

-Bobby Wallace*: Billy Joe Cobra's assistant, who only got the job because he needed the money.(* Bobby from Copycat Cobra in human version)

So that's all for now.

Please tell me what you think in the reviews.

PS: I edited this chapter due to problems with the ages.