I have way too much time. I drew a picture to go with this
but its not all that great. Whatever. Please read and review
or risk angering Sai's abs. Note: I don't own Naruto or
Obito would never have died.
The Ballad of the All-Ninja Rejects
By Hammy Uchiha
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It was late one night
When all was black
The gods of rock (or maybe it was Yondy)
Sent Obito back…
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His mission was simple
With two single aspects
Form a band,
And call it:
The All-Ninja Rejects
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Of course it was simple,
Taking only a day
Obito found six other shinobi
Who would join the band, for their shinobi way
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And then Obito
Bass in hand
Ranked them up
And gave forth his command
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(Bass) Dum dum dum
Du-dum dum dum dumm
Dum dum dum
Dum a dum dum dum
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And The All-Ninja Rejects
Started to play
With a sound you could hear
A mile away
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Sakura sang
In soprano, solo
She could hit any note
High and/or low
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(Sings) la la la
A la di did a
Dum dum
La la la la
Dididi dum
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And Gaara took on
The great drum set
Of all his talents
It was the least violent yet
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(Drum) rat a tat tat la di da
Dum Dum rat a titta tat
La la dum dum dum
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Naruto picked up
The electric guitar
You can hear his playing
No matter where you are
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(Guitar) Zing Zing dum a dum
Rat a tat tat la la-a
Zing a rat dum la di da
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And on the keyboard
Hinata, the quiet, plays
But her playing over rides
The deep pounding bass
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(Keyboard) Ping ping ping dum
La di da da rat a ping
Zing a dum ping
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The background dancers
Are Lee and Sasuke
They aren't that great
But I guess that's okay
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(Dancers don't make noises)
Rat a tat la ping dum
Zing a tat tat ping
La didi da ping dum
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But Kakashi, the manager
He had it made
(Though Obito didn't hire him) The more tickets cost
The less they were paid
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The All-Ninja Reject's CDs
Were bought off in a flash
But as for the profit
The band saw no cash
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While the said manager lived in comfort,
Paying to have his lawn mowed
The band lived in a rusty old
Bus on the road
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To say the least
The rock gods (or maybe Yondy) were not happy
And they took Obito back
In the time it took to say: "Boy this is crappy"
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And with him,
Obito took his bass
And left behind (where the beat's meant to be)
Nothing but a sad empty space
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And without the bass,
To help him keep the beat
Gaara threw down his drumsticks
And went to get something to eat
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And without the drums, the background dancers couldn't dance
(Well they couldn't before, but that's not the point)
They gave back their tap shoes
And left the joint
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And without Sasuke
To her complete dismay
You can guess that Sakura
Neither did stay
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A keyboard and a guitar
Do not make a band
And for spending time with Naruto
Neji did reprimand
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So it ended
With all due respects
The greatest band ever,
The All-Ninja Rejects
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And it was
The saddest day to see
When Ino bought
The very last CD
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But late at nights
When all is clear
There's a slim chance
That you could hear
A strumming bass
Across the atmosphere
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Dum dum dum
Du-dum dum dum
Dum dum dum
Dum a dum dum
Please Review.
-Hammy Uchiha