Here is a poem that I wrote for FMA. It doesn't rhyme so…deal with it! And I don't have anything against Edward. I just like to see him angry.
Disclaimer: I don't own FullMetal Alchemist or any of its characters. They all belong to Hiromu Arakawa.
F is for fullmetal prosthetics, like little Edward has. (somewhere in the distance, 'Don't call me little!')
U is for…um…(in the background, 'Ultimately awesome auto-mail! squee)…okay…ultimately awesome auto-mail it is then…
L is for Lieutenant Hawkeye who has a cute little puppy!
L is for Lieutenant Ross who is probably the most sympathetic in all the military.
M is for Major Armstrong who shows off too much (Armstrong suddenly appears with all his pink sparkles) That's okay. We don't need you to demonstrate. Go away. (All the sparkles fall to the floor as he walks away)
E is for Edward Elric cough short midget cough (in the background, 'Who are you calling a short little midget you can't see without a microscope!')
T is for The Crimson Alchemist a.k.a Zolf.J.Kimbley, who makes things go BOOM!
A is for Alphonse Elric who is Ed's brother and…is really tall!
L is for Lieutenant Havoc who can't get a date but is still awesome.
A is for alchemy and without it, Ed and the Colonel would be useless.
L is for Lab 5 that holds many secrets.
C is for Colonel Mustang who sets things on fire by snapping his fingers…I wish I could do that…(in the background, 'Well you can't! Too bad for you! Muahahaha!') pours water on Mustangs head There! You're useless now! (gloom)
H is for the Homunculus, Lust, Greed, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, Sloth and Pride, who are some of the best evil people ever!
E is for equivalent exchange, something that the Elric brothers learned.
M is for Maes Hughes, R.I.P.
I is for Ishbal, the country that is now gone.
S is for Scar who also makes things explode!
T is for The Philosopher's Stone, a big red gem that's sparkly!
Put them all together and you get FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!