ACT I
HARRY:
DAD:
FRIEND:
Scene 1
HaryPotter's house, NIGHT, dinner table, the table is poorly ordorned with a ragged cloth, greasy food, and a nearly wholly melted candle dripping onto the termite rotten wooden table.
HARRY:
I do not feel good. I am going to bed
DAD: (slighty yellow)
okay.
Transition to HARRY's room
harry's room, with a bed and everything! EVERYHTING.
HARRY:
boy I sure and really tired. And I cant wait for the next star wars movie enven though I liv ein ametaphorical time before star wars even came out. oh well time for bed ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
and then he sleep on the floor
and then the lights go out
Skeen II
Dreem world. not even a dream. its a dreem. thats all the description you get.
(some star wars dubes just come up to the potter and poke him or something I dont know. maybe with the light sabers which would kill him but whatever.)
HARRY:
holy friholes! the last time I got poked by somehting that hot was-
Jedoo:
stop right there CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'VE CONFFISCATED ALL YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY THE FINE OR GO TO JAIL!
Resist arrest
GO TO JAIL
PAY THE FINE(not enough money)
HARRY:
oh shirt I am in deep dungoreedoos now.
Jedoo 2, electric bugaloo: (reading heathcliff ocmics)
oh heathcliff! cats dont wear shirts! boi, this sure is the highlight of my day!
JEDOO:
Ohhh geez-chuck-e-cheez! I was sure kidding baout killing you for money, now that theres a witness!
HARRY:
do I get a say in all of this?
jedoo's:
nopeola.
HARRY:
Oh boy hwere am I? I tottally forgot I fell asleep so I am asking htis.
JEDOO'S:
we are in the space sounding city of spacitytopia
HARRY:
that is a stupid name. it is a name that I would even come up with, and my writing teacher said thank the devil I wasnt a writing major. therefore this is a dreem. not a dream its a dreem. I insist on this.
JEDOO 2, ELECTRIC BUGALOO:
Then you wouldnt mind me cutting you into 666 pieces with my legendary jedoo saber of justice I ordered off of the jedoo shopping netowrk with my unemployment checks.
And then they hit harry ogre and ogre. but it doesnt cut him into pieces because that would end the play too soon. also becaus eof magic. but this kind of insists that they are ina dreem, though. maybe thats just a plastic saber and the shopping network jipped him. I dont know I just a parenthetical. anyway how has your day been, reader? I have been fine,
HARRY:
argh this is painful stop please in the name of drumbledoor. I suuure guess this isnt a dreem or anything! boy was I wrong!
JEDOO:
Oh jeez chuck e cheese!
JEDOO 2, ELECTRIC BUGALOO:
And now we goo somewhhair. ogre there. (points overhair.)
Skeeg III:
and then a hwole bunch of stuff happens, I dont even know anymore. it looks like we are ina salvador dali painting, and theres pink elephants roaming on stage and everyone is playing card games on motorcycles. I dont care naymore.