Silver: okay, here's the thing. I'm not much on Charmed, but my friend is
and I know the only way for her to find this is if I write a fanfic for it.
SO don't yell at me if I get some info wrong! I'd also like to take this
time to introduce my best friend in the whole wide world, Julian. Julian is
a boy, and I am a girl and no we are nothing more than friends mostly
because he is the second of my split personalities and me him and Jeremy
didn't think it would work out. P.S. Sorry about the whole, next-chapter-
being-in-the-first-one thing, but I fixed it!
Julian: Hello everyone! My name's Julian! Hey, how come I got such a gay name and you got Silver?
Silver: Shut up Julian or I'll tell everyone which Charmed character you got a crush on!
Julian: Ack! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Silver: Heh.heh.heh.and now on with the story!
Phoebe woke up and rolled over to find a surprisingly empty bed. She though for a moment about why she had expected someone to be there. There was something about the night before. she strained her memory hard to remember but nothing came to mind. In all truth she couldn't remember anything about the night before! Phoebe began to get worried, she wasn't the type to be out drinking all night. But she did remember going to a bar with her sisters the night before. She got up and walked down the stairs, hoping her sisters, or even Leo could give her some answers. She couldn't help but notice the HUGE mess all over the Living room.
"Maybe we didn't go out after all, maybe we stayed home to drink" she thought to herself silently. It was wishful thinking.
THE NIGHT BEFORE.
The Charmed ones find themselves in a nightclub surrounded by stripping guys and drunken girls.
Phoebe: WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO! These guys really know how to party!
Piper: We should go home now! We can't afford to get drunk!
Paige: (drunkenly) Awww lighten up pipes! We only been here for a few minutes!
Piper: Yeah and all ready your drunk! How much did you have?!
Paige: Just a sippy or two. *passes out onto Phoebe*
Piper: Case in point!
Phoebe: Calm down ya killjoy! Look! Leo and Cole are having fun!
Piper: LEO IS HERE?!
Phoebe: Yeah, he's over there making out with Cole Piper turned around to see the scariest thing she had ever seen in her life, Leo and Cole were in fact making out. Suddenly Leo stoped kissing Cole and stood up on the bar. He proceeds to do a sexy strip dance. The girls all around him are going wild, one of them stuffs a $20 in his Boxers. Every one but Piper starts chanting: "Take it off". Leo proceeds to give the people what they want when Cole, who is not at all drunk, takes off his coat and covers him up. During this, Paige had woken up and started to chant with the rest of them. Not to be gypped, for she was the one who stuffed the $20 in his pants, she orbed Cole's coat into her hands. Leo was butt naked and all the drunken women loved it! Even Cole started to get into the spirit of things. Not to be out-done by Leo, he too started to strip. The two started to do some sort of freaky tango like dance, naked, when Piper decided she had seen enough. She grabbed Cole's coat from Paige and ran up to the two men. She threw the coat around Leo and yanked him off stage. Cole, who still wasn't drunk, stayed on and finished his dance with another guy. The Song I'm too sexy came on. The new couple, Cole and his new friend, continued to dance as Piper Escorted Leo out of the club. She put some clothes on him and pushed him up against a wall.
Piper: What the hell is the matter with you?! Getting Drunk at a place like this?! Do you know what you have just done?! No! you don't! Because your drunk! So I can forgive you! THERE! I can't believe that, even in your drunken state, YOU MADE OUT WITH COLE!
Leo: Piper?
Piper: What my drunken angel?
Leo: I'm not drunk, I'm gay and I'm leaving you for Cole
Silver: ya, I know its short but the over all effect is nice. Ill probably post a new chapter everyday, except on Mondays when my computer rights are seized for the day. Oh and on the weekends (sometimes I get lazy, there may or may not be a new one then) PLEASE R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and please don't be mean, my inferiority complex is bad enough.
Julian: Hello everyone! My name's Julian! Hey, how come I got such a gay name and you got Silver?
Silver: Shut up Julian or I'll tell everyone which Charmed character you got a crush on!
Julian: Ack! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Silver: Heh.heh.heh.and now on with the story!
Phoebe woke up and rolled over to find a surprisingly empty bed. She though for a moment about why she had expected someone to be there. There was something about the night before. she strained her memory hard to remember but nothing came to mind. In all truth she couldn't remember anything about the night before! Phoebe began to get worried, she wasn't the type to be out drinking all night. But she did remember going to a bar with her sisters the night before. She got up and walked down the stairs, hoping her sisters, or even Leo could give her some answers. She couldn't help but notice the HUGE mess all over the Living room.
"Maybe we didn't go out after all, maybe we stayed home to drink" she thought to herself silently. It was wishful thinking.
THE NIGHT BEFORE.
The Charmed ones find themselves in a nightclub surrounded by stripping guys and drunken girls.
Phoebe: WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO! These guys really know how to party!
Piper: We should go home now! We can't afford to get drunk!
Paige: (drunkenly) Awww lighten up pipes! We only been here for a few minutes!
Piper: Yeah and all ready your drunk! How much did you have?!
Paige: Just a sippy or two. *passes out onto Phoebe*
Piper: Case in point!
Phoebe: Calm down ya killjoy! Look! Leo and Cole are having fun!
Piper: LEO IS HERE?!
Phoebe: Yeah, he's over there making out with Cole Piper turned around to see the scariest thing she had ever seen in her life, Leo and Cole were in fact making out. Suddenly Leo stoped kissing Cole and stood up on the bar. He proceeds to do a sexy strip dance. The girls all around him are going wild, one of them stuffs a $20 in his Boxers. Every one but Piper starts chanting: "Take it off". Leo proceeds to give the people what they want when Cole, who is not at all drunk, takes off his coat and covers him up. During this, Paige had woken up and started to chant with the rest of them. Not to be gypped, for she was the one who stuffed the $20 in his pants, she orbed Cole's coat into her hands. Leo was butt naked and all the drunken women loved it! Even Cole started to get into the spirit of things. Not to be out-done by Leo, he too started to strip. The two started to do some sort of freaky tango like dance, naked, when Piper decided she had seen enough. She grabbed Cole's coat from Paige and ran up to the two men. She threw the coat around Leo and yanked him off stage. Cole, who still wasn't drunk, stayed on and finished his dance with another guy. The Song I'm too sexy came on. The new couple, Cole and his new friend, continued to dance as Piper Escorted Leo out of the club. She put some clothes on him and pushed him up against a wall.
Piper: What the hell is the matter with you?! Getting Drunk at a place like this?! Do you know what you have just done?! No! you don't! Because your drunk! So I can forgive you! THERE! I can't believe that, even in your drunken state, YOU MADE OUT WITH COLE!
Leo: Piper?
Piper: What my drunken angel?
Leo: I'm not drunk, I'm gay and I'm leaving you for Cole
Silver: ya, I know its short but the over all effect is nice. Ill probably post a new chapter everyday, except on Mondays when my computer rights are seized for the day. Oh and on the weekends (sometimes I get lazy, there may or may not be a new one then) PLEASE R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and please don't be mean, my inferiority complex is bad enough.